Freddy - Mike why do you live in the basement
Mike - I DO NOT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT
Chica - I seen you last night
Bonnie - You were sleeping on the floor, sucking your thumb
Lababy - MIKE YOU CAN'T WORK HERE IF THAT IS YOUR ATITTUDE
Mike - MY QUESTION IS WHY I'M BEING STALKED BY ANIMATRONICS
Freddy - Isn't it obvious?
Chica - We love you Mike
Bonnie - And you can't leave even if you wanted to
Foxy - Lababy hasn't left yet
Lababy - MAYBE BECAUSE WHEN I TRY TO YOU TIE ME UP FOR LIKE 3 HOURS
Lababy - Besides, at least I don't have to pay for a house
Mike - CAN EVERYONE STOP ASSUMING THAT I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT
Freddy - *ahem* We have photographic evidence
Mike - Whomp Whomp cry about it
Lababy - WHOMP WHOMP CRY ABOUT BEING HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL
Mike has died in hell and beat up Peepaw Willy
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FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)
FanfictionWelcome, one and all, to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA! WHERE THE WORLD ENDS EVERYDAY! Yes, you heard that right. The world ends everyday. Its kinda a normal thing for my crew, so take it up with them if you can't handle it. They instigated and started the...
