FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)

THE DIGITAL CIRCUS – STARSHINE, THE ONLY SANE ONE

Starshine sat at the table, sipping tea calmly, despite the mess unfolding around her.

Bubble was dumping glitter into the air vents.
Lababy was building something that definitely shouldn't exist.
Jax was laughing at Pomni's suffering.

Pomni collapsed in pure frustration.

Pomni: "Why. Why are things like this? WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS?!"

Starshine smiled gently, setting her cup down.

Starshine: "Oh, Pomni, don't be too stressed. Everything's fine!"

Pomni stared. "EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE!"

Lababy, holding up a flamethrower: "Actually, things could be worse. Should I make it worse?"

Mike screamed from across the room: "NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT."

Starshine chuckled softly, standing up.

Starshine: "Lababy, maybe let's save the destruction for another day, okay?"

Lababy pouted. "Ugh. Fine."

Pomni blinked slowly.

Pomni: "HOW DID YOU JUST TALK HER DOWN?! NO ONE EVER STOPS HER!"

Starshine shrugged, smiling warmly.

Starshine: "I just like keeping things peaceful!"

Jax leaned over, grinning.

Jax: "Too bad that's impossible here."

DISASTER INCOMING – BUT STARSHINE KEEPS HER CALM

Bubble casually activated an untested machine in the corner.

Mike yelled instantly.

Mike: "NO NO NO, WHY ARE YOU TURNING IT ON?!"

Bubble, floating peacefully: "✨ For science. ✨"

The machine shook violently, the floor rumbled, sparks flew.

Pomni screamed. "IT'S BREAKING REALITY."

Lababy cheered. "YESSS, FINALLY."

Freddy, shaking his head aggressively: "TURN. IT. OFF."

Starshine took a deep breath and walked over, smiling gently.

Starshine: "Bubble, sweetie, maybe we shouldn't open a void in reality today, okay?"

Bubble paused, considering.

Bubble: "✨ A reasonable suggestion. ✨"

Bubble pressed the off switch.

The machine shut down immediately.

Everyone froze.

Mike blinked rapidly. "I—I'm sorry. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

Pomni grabbed Starshine by the shoulders. "HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

Starshine smiled, patting Pomni's head.

Starshine: "Oh, Pomni. You just need to be patient!"

Pomni collapsed onto the floor in pure emotional exhaustion.

Pomni: "I AM NOT BUILT FOR THIS LEVEL OF DIPLOMACY."

FINAL PHASE – STARSHINE HAS WAY TOO MUCH POWER

Mike leaned over to Freddy, whispering.

Mike: "She's the only one who can stop everyone. She's too powerful."

Freddy, deeply disturbed: "I think she might secretly control everything."

Lababy huffed, crossing her arms.

Lababy: "I liked things better when destruction was unstoppable."

Bubble twirled mid-air.

Bubble: "✨ Anomaly detected. ✨"

Jax, laughing. "This is great. I have to see how far this goes."

Pomni slammed her fists onto the table.

Pomni: "STARSHINE. DO YOU RUN THIS PLACE?"

Starshine giggled softly.

Starshine: "Oh, Pomni. That's silly!"

Pomni squinted.

Pomni: "That's exactly what someone in control would say."

Freddy paled immediately.

Freddy: "Wait. Wait. Is she the final boss?"

Mike screamed.

Lababy cheered.

Bubble: "✨ Fascinating revelation. ✨"

Jax laughed harder than ever.

Starshine just kept sipping tea.

THE END – BUT WHO REALLY HOLDS THE POWER?

The Digital Circus was still chaotic, but somehow less destructive with Starshine around.

Freddy, Mike, and Pomni were horrified.

Lababy was frustrated at the lack of destruction.

Bubble and Jax were just entertained.

And Starshine? Still smiling. Still unbothered. Maybe too powerful.

Is she actually the real ruler of this place?

Who knows.

Pomni screams into the void.