Freddy - HOW HAVE WE HAD 150 ADVENTURES ALREADY
Lababy - *placing a flamethrower in her bag* Y'know, I thought we'd only had 10 adventures
Ragatha - Why do you say that while placing a flamethrower in your bag
Lababy - *now placing a wrench in her bag as well* Makes whatever I'm gunna do next more dramatic
Pomni - WHY ARE YOU PLACING GRENADES IN YOUR BAG
Lababy - *walking out the door* Ummm.....why not? Anyway, I'm leaving for the day so catchya later
Dandy - Why do I feel like she's gunna do something stupid or life threatening
Me - *taking notes* That's life for ya mate, welcome to Freddy's
Freddy - *trotting around with a kid on his back* So what should we do today? I DON'T want to be giving pony rides all day
Uzi - If you REALLY want, I could just snipe the kids for ya Freddy
Ragatha - MURDER SHALL NOT BE COMMITTED AS LONG AS I AM HERE
SYSTEM ALERT - RAGATHA HAS BEEN DELETED FROM EXISTENCE
Bubble - WHAT THE FLIP WAS THAT?!
Jax - 150000000 Faz coins says Lababy had something to do with it
Lababy - I literally left the building
Jax - Exactly
Lababy - I never left the block however
Bonnie - WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Lababy - *jumping onto the roof* SURPRISE GRENADE ATTACK
Chica - I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING FOREVER
Lababy - *holding a wrench and flamethrower in her hands* Y'see Chica, I never truly leave. I always find a way to make things worse
Shelly - THATS NOT A GOOD THING TO DO
Lababy - Did I hear the word 'Dynamite?'
Toodles - NO. NO YOU DID NOT
Uzi - *yeeting dynamite onto the roof* LIGHT IT UP!
Lababy - *setting the dynamite ablaze* GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST EXPLOSION IN SHOWBIZ HISTORY
AND THEN - THE CUSTOMERS ARRIVE
Customer - Oh my god, we finally made it to Freddy's! I heard they have the best pizza
Customer 2 - Yeah! And their animatronic shows are so nostalgic I've heard.
SYSTEM ALERT - NEW CUSTOMERS ARRIVED. INITIATING NAMING PROGRAM NOW
Customer - Hold up - what?!
SYSTEM ALERT - YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS 'SADCASE', AND YOUR FRIEND SHALL BE 'MOPFACE'
Sadcase - Um...I guess its just part of the nostalgia!
Mopface - Yeah....I guess so. Lets just get some pizza
Freddy - *trots past with 5 kids on his back* Oh great, new customers! What can I getchya? A pizza? Soda?
Uzi - *slamming open a storage locker* OR MAYBE A FLAMETHROWER AND WRENCH WITH SOME EXTRA DYNAMITE?
Mopface - I have so many questions...
Sadcase - *noticing smoke* Umm...I think your kitchen is on fire
Chica - Oh yeah, don't worry about that. Its all part of the experience
Gangle - GUYS, WE HAVE CUSTOMERS! NO CHAOS
SYSTEM ALERT - GANGLE HAS BEEN DELETED FROM EXISTENCE
Mopface - Did....she just die?
Bonnie - Yeah, thats supposed to happen. Now, here's your order!
Sadcase - *looking at the food* Why is it all red?
Foxy - Well, ya know...when a kid bleeds out....we don't like to waste things here lass
Sadcase - I think we might just go...
Lababy - *swinging back onto the roof* NOW ITS TIME FOR THE BIGGEST EXPLOSION IN SHOWBIZ HISTORY!
Mopface - *dodging flaming debris* WHY IS THIS ESCALATING SO QUICKLY?!
Uzi - *yeeting dynamite* That's life for ya mate, welcome to Freddy's
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FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)
FanfictionWelcome, one and all, to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA! WHERE THE WORLD ENDS EVERYDAY! Yes, you heard that right. The world ends everyday. Its kinda a normal thing for my crew, so take it up with them if you can't handle it. They instigated and started the...
