Interviewer - Ok, why do you want to be on these text messages?
Jax - I don't want to
Pomni - *running around in circles* I wanna meet Freddy Fazbear
Interviewer - Can you stop running in circles and actually sit down
Pomni - No
Interviewer - Jax, can you express why you don't want to be here
Jax - Because its a waste of my time and besides I have better things to do like put centipedes in Ragatha's room
Ragatha - Oh you didn't
Jax - Oh I did
Interviewer - OK NO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE PLEASE RAGATHA YOU CAN'T PUNCH JAX
Ragatha - HE NEEDS TO DIE FOR PUTTING CENTIPEDES IN MY ROOM
Jax - *honestly just doesn't care* Let her do it I don't want to be on these stupid texts anyway
Interviewer - *sees Ragatha punching Jax* Ok let's move on from that...whatever is going on between Ragatha and Jax
Interviewer - Pomni, why do you want to be on these texts
Pomni - *still running around in circles* Because it stops me from going insane and I wanna meet Freddy Fazbear
Interviewer - I'M SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT YOU CAN'T MEET FREDDY FAZBEAR
Interviewer - He specifically said he doesn't want to meet you
Jax - *has a katana going through his head but doesn't care* Who even are you
Interviewer - Freddy Fazbear
Jax - WOW such a great plot twist now can I leave
Interviewer - No you can-
Jax has left the group chat in favor of setting up pranks in Ragatha's room
Ragatha - OK BUNNY BOY YOU'RE DONE
Ragatha has left the group chat after seeing that Jax left to set pranks up in her room
Pomni - So do I still get to meet Freddy Fazbear?
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FNAF text messages (Fazbear and friends edition)
FanfictionWelcome, one and all, to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA! WHERE THE WORLD ENDS EVERYDAY! Yes, you heard that right. The world ends everyday. Its kinda a normal thing for my crew, so take it up with them if you can't handle it. They instigated and started the...
