Lababy – I think we left someone behind in the daycare
Mike - *pounding on the window* LET ME OUT
Jax – 50 Faz coins says he doesn't survive the next 5 minutes
Lababy - *already holding the flamethrower* I'll make sure of it if Moon doesn't
Mike – YOU WILL NOT STEP FOOT IN HERE WITH THAT FLAMETHROWER IF MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Lababy - *walks into the daycare with a wrench and shovel in hand* You never said anything about a shovel or a wrench
Jax – 100 Faz coins says she makes the situation worse
Mike – YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALLSun – Now Now naughty child you can't come in here with those weapons of destruction!
SYSTEM ALERT – SECURITY FOR SUPERSTAR DAYCARE OVERIDDEN
Mike – HOW DID YOU OVERIDE THE SECURITY
Lababy – Wrench
Gregory – Freddy can I use a wrench to get security levels?
Glamrock Freddy - *putting his head in his paws* No Gregory you cannot
SYSTEM ALERT – THE SUPERSTAR DAYCARE ROOF HAS CRACKED MASSIVELY
Sun – WHO IS ON THE ROOF
Lababy - *grabs her flamethrower* Should use this to set the jackhammer on fire
Mike – WHY ARE YOU ON THE ROOF WITH A JACKHAMMER
Bonnie – She's bringing the roof down
Mike – WHY?!
Freddy – Because she believes roofs are a scam
Sun – Naughty child, come down from the roof and stop trying to bring it down!
Lababy – No
Sun – WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO
Lababy – The roof is in the way
Mike – OF WHAT?
Lababy – Progress
Mike – PROGRESS OF WHAT?!
Jax – 300 Faz coins says Mike loses all touch with reality
Chica – 400 Faz coins says Lababy makes him lose touch with reality by bringing down the roof
SYSTEM ALERT – SUPERSTAR DAYCARE IS SECONDS AWAY FROM BEING OBLITERATED
Mike – HOW HAVE YOU GOTTEN SO MUCH DONE WITHOUT ME KNOWING
Freddy – Mike she literally put you in a full body cast and you didn't notice
Mike – I THINK I'VE GONE INSANE
Pomni – WELCOME TO THE CLUB
SYSTEM ALERT – FREDDY FAZBEAR'S MEGA PIZZAPLEX IS ABOUT TO BE ERASED FROM EXSISTENCE
Mike – LABABY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
Lababy – It's in the job description
Jax – 500 Faz coins says Lababy finds a way to destroy the solar system
Lababy – Challenge Accepted
Mike – JAX WHY
SYSTEM ALERT – THE SOLAR SYSTEM HAS BEEN OBLITERATED. ENJOY THE VOID
Pomni – WHY DID YOU HAVE TO OBLITERATE THE SOLAR SYSTEM?!
Lababy – Because its a—
Mike – DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT
Lababy – Skill Issue
SYSTEM ALERT – MIKE HAS EVAPORATED FROM EXSISTENCE
Jax – *flipping a Faz coin* I guess he lost touch with reality...bummer...
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FanfictionWelcome, one and all, to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA! WHERE THE WORLD ENDS EVERYDAY! Yes, you heard that right. The world ends everyday. Its kinda a normal thing for my crew, so take it up with them if you can't handle it. They instigated and started the...
