(Listen to this song when it says that they replaced her speech with circus music)
Ragatha's unexpected rise to power was a shock to everyone—especially Jax and Lababy.
The two had spent months campaigning, rallying their supporters, and promising the most unhinged policies imaginable. And now? They'd been defeated by a fabric-based candidate who hadn't even run for office.
Jax and Lababy weren't just angry—they were furious. And when two chaotic minds join forces, the result is nothing short of catastrophic.
But what they didn't know?
Starshine—always smiling, always unbothered—was secretly working against them.
Phase One – The Double Agent
Starshine had been playing both sides from the beginning.
She listened as Jax and Lababy ranted about their revenge plot, sipping her Roxy Cola in serene silence. She nodded as they discussed hacking speeches and sabotaging Ragatha's image.
Lababy: cracking her knuckles "We need something BIG. Something Ragatha can't recover from."Jax: grinning "We'll make sure she's remembered as the worst president ever."Starshine, calm as ever, simply smiled. "Sounds fascinating."Then she walked straight to Ragatha's office and gave her a full report.Starshine: sipping Roxy Cola "They're planning everything—poster replacements, speech hacks, a fake election."
Ragatha blinked. "...Wait, HOW do you know all of this?"
Starshine took another sip. "Oh, I'm a double agent."
Bubble twirled. ✨ Master deception detected. ✨
Phase Two – The Sabotage vs. The Counterattack
Jax and Lababy moved fast.They replaced Ragatha's official campaign posters with parking meter propaganda, plastering them across the city.Fake Poster: "Ragatha: The Parking Meter President!"They hacked into her speeches, replacing her carefully crafted policy announcements with blaring circus music.
Ragatha: mid-speech "And as your president, I—"
Circus Music: blaring "DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!"
The crowd erupted into confused applause.
But Ragatha was ready—because Starshine had already told her everything.
Before Jax and Lababy's sabotage could take full effect, Ragatha made a brilliant counter-move.
She released an official statement, with a pre-recorded speech featuring Starshine explaining their entire plan.
Starshine (on video): calmly sipping Roxy Cola "They're rigging speeches, ruining posters, and installing a roller coaster in front of the White House."
The public turned against Jax and Lababy instantly.
Random Citizen: "Wait—THEY were behind the circus music?! That was so confusing."
Another Citizen: "I was gonna vote for them next election, but this is just reckless."
Jax and Lababy screamed into the void.
Pomni, watching from the sidelines, whispered, "Starshine just destroyed them."
Bubble twirled. ✨ Political betrayal executed flawlessly. ✨
Phase Three – The Roller Coaster Incident
Desperate to reclaim their power, Jax and Lababy took their sabotage to the next level.
They built a roller coaster on the White House lawn, claiming it was part of Ragatha's new infrastructure plan.
Lababy: yelling to reporters "This is what happens when you elect someone who doesn't understand real leadership!"
Jax: laughing "Free rides for everyone! Just don't ask about the safety regulations."The roller coaster immediately collapsed, sending riders flying into the air.
Pomni: screaming "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!"
Bubble twirled. ✨ Structural integrity failure detected. ✨
But Starshine had already sabotaged the sabotage.
She had warned engineers ahead of time, ensuring that all passengers were wearing parachutes, turning their collapse into a safe (but humiliating) failure.
Starshine: watching the disaster unfold "Oh, Lababy. It'll be fine."
Lababy: shouting from the wreckage "IT IS NOT FINE."
Phase Four – Jax and Lababy's Last Stand
With their plans falling apart, Jax and Lababy regrouped.
Jax: "We need to take back control. One final move."
Lababy: "We stage a fake election."
They launched their most chaotic plan yet:
They staged a circus-themed election, complete with animatronic voters and forged ballots.
Jax: grinning "This is it. The ultimate prank."
Lababy: laughing "We'll show her what real leadership looks like!"
The plan immediately backfired—because Starshine had already leaked their plan to Ragatha.
Before the circus election could launch, FBI agents stormed their headquarters.
Agent: "Jax, Lababy—you're under investigation for election fraud."
Jax and Lababy stared.
Jax: whispers "We've been played."
Lababy: horrified "STARSHINE."
Starshine, still smiling, took a sip of her Roxy Cola.
Pomni, watching from the sidelines, collapsed in relief.
Bubble twirled. ✨ Ultimate betrayal confirmed. ✨
Phase Five – The Aftermath
Ragatha remained president, her popularity soaring thanks to Starshine's perfect sabotage.
Jax and Lababy were officially banned from running in the next election, though they vowed to return.
Pomni finally found peace, whispering, "I never want to think about politics again."
Bubble twirled peacefully. ✨ Permanent chaos neutralized. ✨
And yet, Jax and Lababy watched from the shadows, plotting their next move.
Jax: grinning "We'll get her back for this."
Lababy: cracking her knuckles "Next time, we're running an unstoppable campaign."
Starshine, calm as ever, took another sip of Roxy Cola. "Oh, Pomni. Everything will be fine."
Pomni: screaming "IT WILL NOT BE FINE."
Bubble twirled. ✨ Further chaos inevitable. ✨