???JonDami Oneshots???

??? Reversed ???

"What does he look like-!" Jon whipped his head to face me.

"Do you ever just shut the hell up?" He exclaimed. I closed my mouth then opened it again.

"S-Sorry, I didn't-!"

"Clearly you don't. So maybe you should start and just be quiet." Jon snapped. "God, I'm going to have a migraine because of your pointless yammering." He sighed.

Don't let him intimidate you Damian. He may be bigger. And stronger. And superpowered. And mean. But it's okay! Just keep trying.

I opened my mouth but Jon pressed a finger to my lips, silencing me.

"I think I hear something." He said.

"I don't hear anything," I said after pulling his finger from my lips.

"Of course you don't. You're just an idiot with fancy gear and no superpowers." Jon said mockingly. I frowned.

"I'm highly trained I'll have you know-!" Jon shushed me again.

"Yeah I hear it now, c'mon." He began flying.

"H-hey wait! I'm not as fast as you!" I exclaimed as I started running across building tops after him.

I was nearly out of breath by the time I reached Jon where he'd stopped.

"What... What is it?" I asked.

"Out of breath so easily Birdie?" He teased, pinching my cheek. I glared and swatted his hand away.

"It's a mugging. Collect yourself and follow me." He said. I sighed before jumping down into the alley after him. I immediately spotted a lady backed into a corner.

"That'll be enough." Jon said. I stood beside him.

"Oh look it's bird brain and knock-off-Superman." A guy laughed.

"What are you two kids going to do?" Another laughed.

"Get to the lady, I'll deal with them quick enough." Superboy muttered to be before jumping into action. I did as told and started fighting one of the men  who was cornering the woman.

I swiftly knocking him out with a punch, wincing for him as he hit the ground. "Sorry." I whispered.

"Are you alright Miss?" I asked as I approached the lady.

"Thank you!" She exclaimed. I nodded and picked up what must've been her purse.

"Robin look out!" Superboy shouted. I saw a bullet flying towards the woman. With out thinking, I got in front of her
and the bullet lodged in my shoulder.

I contained my pained cry.

"Oh my! Are you alright young man?" The woman asked worriedly.

"J-Just fine Miss! It's part of the job!" I assured her with a smile, cupping a hand over my bleeding shoulder.

"Robin I contacted the police department." Superboy said, nudging a man with his foot. "They'll be here any second." He seemed to completely ignore my injury.

"Aren't you going to make sure your friend is alright?" The woman asked. Jon stopped and glared.

"Well? Go on!" The woman instructed.

"Uhg. Are you okay Robin?" Jon asked half heartedly. I bit my tongue to keep from snapping.

"I'm fine thanks for asking." I replied. The woman sighed.

"See? Fine. Would've just told you suck it up anyway." Jon muttered. I glared.

A police car pulled up and two officers stepped out. Jon motioned for me to go. I nodded farewell to the woman and left with Jon.

He started walking across the building tops.

"Real nice of you back there." I called behind him. Jon scoffed.

"Well you're fine aren't you?" He asked. I bit my lip as tears gathered.

"I-It kinda h-hurts." I muttered. Jon rolled his eyes and pinched my cheeks harshly.

"Ow!" I cried.

"Aw little crybaby!" Jon mocked. "Aw you real are crying! Do you need your daddy and your mommy?"

"S-Stop it!" I cried, trying to bat his hands away. Jon smirked and let go of my face.

"Let's go home whiny-pants." Jon said, picking me up bridal style. I blushed before wincing.

"Ow!" I exclaimed.

"Suck it up. You're lucky I'm giving you a lift."

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I really liked writing this AU, I hope you guys enjoyed it! Sorry if it seems kinda bad, I didn't know what to do for the plot exactly.