A/N: Ironically, I started with the Helluva Boss segment first because Helluva Boss is what really brought me to the Helluvaverse...and I didn't realize how close my Clanboyverse Humor and Tone was to them...
It is a not-so beautiful day in Hell. The weather's humid, the streets get constant hit and runs, and the majority of people are being constantly drunk, high, or raped. Sliding in by his ass was a red guy with no pants.
Obadiah: Hello. It's me. Obadiah Knolastname
A/N: Obadiah Stane: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE
Obadiah: And welcome to Second Circle, Pride Ring, Hell!
A/N: Chef Skinner: Welcome to Hell 😈
Clantarian Production Presents: Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight
A/N: Microwave Society Bren: Hey look, it's like Korn
A/N: Microwave Society Jude: (Korn Noise)
Where we're at is Imp City in the Second Circle in Pride Ring, Hell.
Obadiah: (Turns to Audience) Charlie Adler couldn't be here because of "Inconvenience", so I have Dana Snyder to play me for now in this Pilot
Obadiah: This is my home. I live with my parents. This is my Skyline
His car was a silver 1971 Nissan Skyline 2000 GT-R Street Custom with carbon fiber rims.
Obadiah: (Mr. Krabs) Don't touch!
Patrick Star: Touch (As he touches it)
Obadiah immediately shoots him in the head.
Obadiah: Where my parents worked at is I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals)
Blitzo: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.! Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!
Also Blitzo: (Holds "Some guy who hired us!!" Sign)
Demon Guy: After...
Background: (SpongeBob) A C T O R S
Demon Guy: ...lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERYMAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me!
A/N: Microwave Society Josiah: Oh, he's from Ohio!
A/N: Microwave Society Bren: Couldn't tell because of what his tank top said
Demon Guy: I really wish I could STICK IT to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!
Blitzo: Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!
[Chorus]
When you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide!
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well, because we come straight up from Hell!
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife!
We're the Immediate Murder Profession-
(Kids die for free!)
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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue
