Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

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It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.

ゆれる瞳　神秘の海か
胸の奥は　やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に　とどろく銃声　セクシー・アドベンチャー

Shenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.

危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために　すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game　熱いときめき
甘いコロンに　火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance　派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が　俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の　キスをうばうのさ

It ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.

Neo-Legionary: A moment, please?

The two walked away from the three Cherubs.

Neo-Legionary: *They're clearly Cherubs*

Neo-Legionary: *Yeah, they can't fool us psychopaths*

Neo-Legionary: *Say we use them until that moment?*

The two Clantarian stared at each other before bursting into laughter.

Neo-Legionary: Oh, we're horrible people 😊

They then walked back to them.

Neo-Legionary: You are totally fooling us right now and we'll pretend to believe you 🙂

Collin: Oh- Wait, what did you say?

They then literally rip them out of the shackles.

Neo-Legionary: Well, from his sacred Era, before being inevitably ruined by his own Bloodline trying to erase our existence, we sent in one of our Solar Ships...

They gave the thumbs up with the goofy smile before sending that Sailing Ship-type with that beam and vanishing them in a flash.

Neo-Legionary: And then from his Grandson's Era, we shot one of their ships...

They shot an unsuspecting NX Era in their Daedalus Class Cosmoship in their usual "Dazzle Camo Livery" with said beam.

Neo-Legionary: Then his Grandson's Nephew's Era...

They did the same to the TOS Era in its famous "Terran Empire Yellow and Grey Livery"!Constitution Class Cosmoship exploring shit.

Leo-Legionary: And then his Grandson's Nephew's Son's Era...

They hit a black Ambassador Class Cosmoship in a middle of a battle with the Fleet they're aiding in fighting a bunch of Space Pickles.

Neo-Legionary: (Chuckles) We've never heard of any of them after that, even them! 😆

Even the Cherubs questioned if they are the crazy ones or not compared to the Clantarian Counterparts.

Collin: Heavens, what is this place? It's so heavily guarded.

Keenie: A-Armory? War room?

Cletus: [Bonk Keenie's head] Quiet! Don't you realize stealth is our greatest advantage here?

Also them: (Literally in sight)

Succubus: Oh darling, look, voyeurs! Positively adorable, darling

They watch that shit get loaded up.

Collin: I think he's coming- OH GOD! What's that?!

Cletus rips the binoculars off of Collin's armor and looks.

Cletus: Dear... God...

Wait, there's more.

Keenie: He's going to use THAT? On an innocent person?! We have to stop him now!

Cletus: You're right. Okay guys, it's time. Now's our moment. Remember everything that horny little fudgeknuckle did to us because now, we make him pay. For the humans, for the heavens, and most of all for us! LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!

Fighting stance!

Cletus: LET'S FUCK 'EM UP

Obadiah then crashes down onto Collin.

Obadiah: Helloo. It's ME!!!

He kicked both Cletus and Keenie while doing a hand stand.