Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Since the (unauthorized) approval of Obadiah's entry to I.M.P.,

Moxxie: Alright, if you're gonna prove yourself as an Assassin, you're going to have to...

He then pulls out something out. It was his most prized sidearm.

Moxxie: Keep this from me!

He held out a Samurai Edge Albert-01 pistol, silencer and laser dot included. It magically enhances ordinary handgun bullets and explosive rounds into a more magnum-like power.

Obadiah: Woah...! 🤩

He really wanted to hold it, and he was about to touch it with his gloved hands.

Moxxie: Oops!

Moxxie said as he purposely drop the gun. Obadiah's adrenaline then ran before he hopped and catched the gun before it could drop to the ground.

Moxxie: I didn't say you can keep it. I said you have to keep it "from" me 😈

Obadiah: IS THIS PLACE RIGGED OR WHAT!?!?

Blitzo: Oh, only for the likes of getting an Assassin ready to FUCK SHIT UP!!!

Obadiah: Up n' over!

Moxxie then chased after him, beginning their Father-Son Chase.

Millie: Go Moxxie!

Obadiah ran through 3 cutout Hole In The Wall doors as Moxxie kept up behind him in the hallway.

Moxxie: Woah nelly!

Obadiah: This way!

He opens a door and gets a scare of a cutout of the Radio Demon. He screams like a girl and slams the door in fear and ran.

Moxxie: A curse be upon you!

Obie ran up stairs, which suddenly turned into a slide, making him slide backwards back down.

Slipping Sound:

Moxxie: Gotcha!

He barely ran away from Moxxie and cartoonly ran in the air before he could catch him. He almost got him after slamming through the paper wall to try and catch Obadiah. He then ran into a room of 4 slide/swing open doors and opens one of them, but Moxxie was in the one he opened.

Obadiah: Shit!

He slams the door.

Obadiah: Exit stage left!

He opens another door, but Moxxie was in it as well.

Obadiah: Or right!

He opens the second door to the right and goes down the fire pole. Moxxie opens the other right door and slides down the other pole. Both Obadiah and Moxxie are crawling down a shaft, both doing the same crawling motion because Father-Son.

Moxxie: Woop! Woop! Woop!

Moxxie then sees Obadiah crawling through one of the paths.

Moxxie: Woop! Woop!

Obadiah climbed up a ladder as Moxxie was climbing down on the other side of the wall. When Moxxie reached the bottom, he opens a compartment and pulls a string to try and get Obadiah to fall down to him, but he yelped as he dodged giant bags that fell down. Obadiah sticks his head out of the secret passage and smirked.

Obadiah: Hehe

He then brings himself back in and got on a lift and pressed up on the remote.

Obadiah: You think you can best me, Old Man? I GOT PLENTY OF SHIT TO SPARE! >:D

Obadiah: Sorry about that, daddio

When he looked down, he was suddenly surprised with Moxxie on a spring platform going up quickly before leaping over him and landed behind him. There was silence before Moxxie smirked as he held the Albert-01 in his hand. Obadiah quickly checked his pocket and sees the Samurai Edge pistol was indeed swiped by his more experienced father.

Obadiah: Aww, I don't get to keep it? 😥

Blitzo: Of course you don't. Why, you thought you could keep the first gun I hand you? No...I have a bunch of guns to hand you

Obadiah's eyes sparkle and we cut to them in the shooting gallery.

Blitzo: Alright, if you're gonna be a good badfucker assassin, you have to have the right fucking tools for the fucking job

He said as he stands next to a crate, which slowly opens by itself as he talked, to show a bunch of guns in it.

A/N: Lupin III: This is the reason why God invented America

Blitzo: Not only do you have to have the right gun to hit that shitball-of-a target no one cares about, you have to be precise to get the fucking job done!

He then fires his (sound accurate) flintlock and it hits the target.

He then silently put on a double barrel silencer for his double barrel gun to activate "Bullshit Hollywood Silencer".

A/N: Blind Wave Aaron: (Chuckling) He's got a silencer for that gun?!

He's now got the I.M.P. logo on the back of his trench coat.

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