Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

It starts with the C.H.E.R.U.B. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Heavenly Fold" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie, Adam, and Lute both in and out of Heaven.

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Machine cries, the Lugers
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Machine cries, Lugers
Obadiah, go man
To be guy, you're got to go man self
Obadiah, go man
To be guy, you're got to go man self
You got to smile, feel it
Get angry, keep cool man
Got to smile, and feel it
You got to get angry, cool, cool man
Obadiah, go go
Ohhh Obie, Obadiah, Knolastname

It ends with a freeze frame of Obadiah running.

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He then hear a cute girl squeak.

Obadiah: Hm?

He look over and it was a Seraphim Angel, and he recognized her as Emily.

Emily: Hi, I'm-

Obadiah: Hey, Emily, Younger Sister of High/Head Seraphim of Heaven: Sera, I presume. Nice to meet you...what are you doing here asking me? 😀

Emily: Oh, sorry. I just happened to come across you and I thought that you seemed cute

Obadiah: Cute? This face? Please, my Mom tells me that everyday

Emily: Oh, no, no, no, I meant in a different way. Sorry if I'm bothering you with anything. But you can call me E, Em, Emmy,

Obadiah: (Man, she is more adorable in person) Anyways, my name's Obadiah, but I also go by Obie

Emily:

Later that day, Obadiah was with Adam and Lute having snacks.

Adam: You're just eating a carrot?

Obadiah: You got a problem with that

Adam: You grew up with no parents, a shit orphanage, and you're eating veggies?!

Obadiah: So what!

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Passing by was two short people, Charlie, Vaggie, and Emily. Adam, Obadiah, and Lute paused for a moment before Adam sprays his drink from his mouth all over Obadiah.

Obadiah: GOD, YOU BUTTHOLE

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?

Obadiah: What is she doing here?

Lute: How did she even get up here?

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now

He goes to approach them, but Lute stops him.

Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?

Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!