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Exes and Oohs

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It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.

ゆれる瞳 神秘の海か
の奥は やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に とどろく銃声 セクシー・アドベンチャー

Shenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.

危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game 熱いときめき
いコロンに 火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance 派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が 俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の キスをうばうのさ

It ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.

Things were usual at the I.M.P. Office.

Moxxie: (Softly claps twice) You know, I checked the scale today. (Inhales) And it said I lost two pounds this week

Of course Loona doesn't give a shit.

Moxxie: I. Am not. FAT!!!

Suddenly, Millie bursted in all pissed off.

Millie: *mumbling angrily* Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!

She's just wrecking shit, even their "Hooman" cutout from the designated "Nut Button!!"

Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?

She hissed back with a scary-ass face.

Obadiah: JEEZ, MOM!!!

Millie then managed to calm herself down.

Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex (Tail twitches)

Moxxie: Oh! Oh...

Millie: He just kept going on about how he has money now, "A bright future," and "A bigger cock"

Moxxie: Wait, what?

Millie: Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—

Blitzo: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!

Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—

He cleans up, until he saw some "Questionable" photos.

A/N: Kanna Kamui: Stalker!

Moxxie: What is this?

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