Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

A/N: I know I've just posted all my shitty W.I.P. on Midnight as promised, but I just finished watching this episode and I just wanted my Draft in somewhere...

It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.

ゆれる瞳　神秘の海か
胸の奥は　やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に　とどろく銃声　セクシー・アドベンチャー

Shenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.

危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために　すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game　熱いときめき
甘いコロンに　火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance　派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が　俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の　キスをうばうのさ

It ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.

In Blitzo's office, he was talking with a few people.

Blitzo: So the five of you aaare... Remind me again?

Neo-Legionary: We're interns, sir! We're looking for cool businesses to work for

Blitzo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay? But I can't really afford new employees at the moment

Beneath his desk, Blitzo slowly laces his finger to a call button.

Mac: (To the Neo-Legionaries) *Let me do the talking* (To Blitzo) You know, you reminded me of someone

Blitzo: Come again?

Mac: Quite similar, you two. Always so arrogant just to get the job done, especially in his youth. He and I use to go around Europe and steal from the riches during the War as kids

Blitzo: Look, if you're here on a Thieving Business, this shit's clearly the wrong place, because we're fucking assassins! Read the flyer!!!

Mac: Oh, we are here for a job. The Boys here are really good at that. You could say we could "Help" each other for our causes for "Free"

Blitzo: Ohh, you mean "For Free"

Mac: I am a Capitalist

Blitzo: Well, I can't argue with free kiddo, you're hired!

Obadiah: Uhh, Via, it's me, Obie 😅

Octavia: (Phone) What'd you do now

Obadiah: Blitzo fucked us up, and now I'm on the run. Ok, bye!~ 😅

Octavia: Wait, Obie-

He hanged up, fearing he now compromised his relationship with Octavia, thanks to Blitzo. He quickly continued to destroy everything.