It shows our 4 Clantarians from different Eras/Reichs of Clantaria doing "Koike Lupin Gang Pose" before showing the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Morningstar's Reichsmen" infront of the happy Hazbin Hotel.
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!
...alrighty...at the Hotel, all those Cannibals are training up with those Angelic Weapons with some help of our Clantarians
Derrick: Slash them 'til there's nothing left 😈
Charlie watches them all, still hoping for the best out of the worst.
Charlie: (Sighs) Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this
Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?
Sir Pentious bursts out from the entrance in his Victorian British Army Uniform.
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
Sir Pentious: (Salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen
Niffty: What can I do to help? 😈
Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault
Niffty:...
Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it!
She gave Niffty a knife. She evily looked at Angel Dust before running towards him while chuckling.
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Angel Dust: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
He climbed up the pole like his stripper days.
Charlie: Not him!
Niffty then ran off to find anything else to stab as Angel Dust drops down with rizz.
Vaggie: Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work
Our 4 Clantarians then "Warmonger Warcry" from their Reichs they grew up with.
Derrick: PRAISE THEE WHITE PSYCHO...
Jerryhana: BLIŹNIACZE ZWYCIĘSTWO...
Stewart: FOR ETERNAL PEACE...
Hamster: OORAH...
Everyone:...
Derrick, Jerryhana, Stewart, and Hamster:...sorry. Habits...
They looked at each other in confusion. They continued training them..."well"...
*Wonky Ver. of We Are Men*
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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue
