Lute:
Obadiah: Stop right there, Demon Scum!
Demon: Oh, well! How fucking rude! Just let me bloodlust all over the place!
Lute: Scum like you disrupt everything God has created. Vanquish!!!
Lute went for the attack.
After slicing the evil demon's head off, Obie felt the adrenaline he made from doing that. Lute looks at him proud.
Lute: Hm. First kill. How's it feel?
Obadiah: It...was...FUCKING GREAT!!!
He then covered his mouth after accidentally cursing.
Obadiah: Sorry, couldn't help it
The two then made it back to Heaven.
Adam: So, how did Lil' Dicky felt with that first kill
Obadiah: What did you call me?
Adam: Admit it, you grew a boner
Obadiah: Ew, no! I just felt... exhilarated
Adam: As in compensating, right...
Obadiah: Hey...!
Adam: ...we all did a fine job fucking those suckas apart!
Obadiah: You didn't do anything
Adam: Hushushushush, and to celebrate Obie's first Exorcism Fuck...here's a cake. Abel made it for you
He said hovering a cake saying "You did it!!!" with Obie decapitating a Demon with his sword drawn out.
Obadiah: Aww
Lute: Buckle up, Soldier. You're just getting started
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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue
