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Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghostf**kers!!! (Idiot!)

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It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.

ゆれる瞳 神秘の海か
の奥は やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に とどろく銃声 セクシー・アドベンチャー

Shenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.

危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game 熱いときめき
いコロンに 火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance 派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が 俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の キスをうばうのさ

It ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.

One morning, Millie was in a good mood on the way to the office.

Millie: Where's your Father at?

Obadiah: Dealing with the paperwork

They heard him scream before Millie bursts in with a scary menacing mean face before snapping to worrisome face to see Moxxie in the office dealing with stacks of paperwork.

Millie: Honey...? You okaaay?

Moxxie was dealing with the economic hell of Blitzo's overspending.

Moxxie: I'm stuck in a math nightmare!! The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!

A/N: Me at math

Millie: Come on, baby. It can't be that bad

Moxxie: He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!

It's just boxes of horse plates as Blitzo's spending habit of horse-related shit/fetish, mainly because of that thing with Stolas just recently.

A/N: MWS Jude: Collectable...

A/N: MWS Bren: Yeah

A/N: MWS Jude: Junk

Millie: Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape

Moxxie: Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!

Millie: I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but... you think I should talk to him?

Moxxie: We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions

Obadiah: See how well he's handling? 🙃

Blitzo: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!

Moxxie: [Muffled] We- we're gonna default. We're gonna default. And you know what, it's not my fault that we're gonna default. IT'S HIS FAULT!

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