It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.
ゆれる瞳 神秘の海か
胸の奥は やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に とどろく銃声 セクシー・アドベンチャーShenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.
危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game 熱いときめき
甘いコロンに 火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance 派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が 俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の キスをうばうのさIt ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.
One morning, Millie was in a good mood on the way to the office.
Millie: Where's your Father at?
Obadiah: Dealing with the paperwork
They heard him scream before Millie bursts in with a scary menacing mean face before snapping to worrisome face to see Moxxie in the office dealing with stacks of paperwork.
Millie: Honey...? You okaaay?
Moxxie was dealing with the economic hell of Blitzo's overspending.
Moxxie: I'm stuck in a math nightmare!! The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!
A/N: Me at math
Millie: Come on, baby. It can't be that bad
Moxxie: He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!
It's just boxes of horse plates as Blitzo's spending habit of horse-related shit/fetish, mainly because of that thing with Stolas just recently.
A/N: MWS Jude: Collectable...
A/N: MWS Bren: Yeah
A/N: MWS Jude: Junk
Millie: Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape
Moxxie: Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!
Millie: I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but... you think I should talk to him?
Moxxie: We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions
Obadiah: See how well he's handling? 🙃
Blitzo: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!
Moxxie: [Muffled] We- we're gonna default. We're gonna default. And you know what, it's not my fault that we're gonna default. IT'S HIS FAULT!

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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue