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Unhappy Campers (Like'd You Give A Shit)

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It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.

ゆれる瞳 神秘の海か
の奥は やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に とどろく銃声 セクシー・アドベンチャー

Shenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.

危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game 熱いときめき
いコロンに 火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance 派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が 俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の キスをうばうのさ

It ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.

Things were...fine. In today's episode a lot of people hate, Blitzo is on a journey to hunt down where his sister went after leaving the rehab facility months before he could sneak in to visit her. Why Blitzo's Sister left to not wait to have her Brother see her? Shut up! She has a reason!

Moxxie: Sir! There's a client here who wants to-

Blitzo: (Peeved) Not now, Mox

Moxxie: Sir, (Jabs his thumb behind him) there's a client that needs us to investigate his death, 👏 and we don't usually-

Blitzo: No tiiiime!

Moxxie: But, sir, we really need the cashflow, and I was thinking maybe-

Blitzo: What part of "NO. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME." do you not understand? (Starts flipping back his rotary address file cards) Just handle it yourself

Moxxie: You want me to lead? *gesturing back to his boss* On a hit?

Blitzo: I swear on all that is evil, Mox! If you aren't out of my office in negative (Slams both hands on his desk angrily) three seconds-

Moxxie, not wanting to piss off his boss anymore, but also ecstatic of him giving this chance, grabs the doorknob and salutes him.

Moxxie: Youuu GOT IT, sir!

As Obie was still wearing the same clothes and his head bandage disguise, both his parents are crossdressing.

Obadiah:...There's something wrong with you people

Moxxie: Nothing wrong with me!

Obadiah: Why'd you two dressed differently!? Ladies!~ Crossdressers here!~

Millie: (Roman Pearce) It's reverse psychology. Any Targets won't see it coming

A/N: Blind Wave Aaron: The same fucking guy!!!

A/N: ACRacebest: That poor guy! They didn't even care!

Obadiah was surprised at the text below the screen.

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