Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Heaven. A place where Good Souls go to when they die. The bright world above the clouds is where God welcome his Mortal Creations to the Afterlife, to live peacefully after death, to be able to do whatever they want with their fellow dead...Oh, what a lie...

In the world of Heaven, what you see is a smokescreen of what hides the truth. Angels, Winners, name them all, we are all below the Almighty himself.

Clantarian Production Presents: Hazbin A Helluva Life: Heavenly Fold

Driving in his 1966 maroon Ford Fairlane Street Custom with carbon fiber grille and rims, an Angel was behind the wheel.

Obadiah: I am Obadiah. And Heaven is not what you think

He said with a straight face.

Obadiah: In here, Big G is always watching. Everything around here is in fact nothing but smokescreens to what people believe when they used to be alive or are born here. Those who break the rules even once face a much scarier consequence. Sure, it's still better than Hell, but it's better to follow Heaven's Rules than be killed or raped once in Hell. The more horrible truth is that most Winners here are actually the ones that barely made it here. Despite their sins and greed, they somehow were granted entry once dead, which can really be a pain to deal with after gaining the bare minimum, and it hurts. Regardless, worshipping The One is, if not, the only thing that is required, or else, whether you are religious or not. I know it's a peeve to complain, but cursing is "allowed", which I find to just grind my gears, like, why the heck?

He sighs in annoyance for a pause.

Obie: If you plan to die, or Death pulling his strings, just pray you do end up in the right place...which is Heaven, obviously. But better than Limbo or this "Double Hell" nonsense I somewhat heard about

Obadiah then fires his arrow at the head-wrapped Imp, but he narrowly dodged and stumbled forward.

Obie: Ah crap!

Unlike in C.H.E.R.U.B., this time we get to see the perspective of the other head wrapped dude.

Imp: Take some of this!!!

He fires the Gyrojet, and boy, he thought it was gonna be a pistol rocket launcher, but it's just a rocket-propelled bullet and it was way slower than he thought, especially when fired.

Imp: Fucker!!!

He threw the Gyrojet Pistol away and immediately switched back to his AF2011-A1 and fired as his Angelic Target flew around. Obie then flew in and tackled him, sending them both off the rigging, leaving only Blitzo ontop.

The two hide behind pillars getting ready to strike during this firefight.

Inp: (This freaking guy!)

Obie: (Who is he!?)

Piano: (DIO) I'M GOING TO...

Lyle: (Scrambles outta the way into a seat)

Piano: (Cartoonishly moved over) ...(DIO) ROLL ALL OVER YOU!!!

Don't ask where the second piano came from doing the unrealistic piano crash noise.

Cherubs:...

Moxxie: Well, well. Would'ya looook at that? You... did our job... for us. Heh!

Millie: (Double Flipper) 😏

Obie stared in disbelief on what just happened.

Deerie: Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo...

Cletus, Collin, & Keenie: WHAT?!?!

Deerie: Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no...

Collin: Is there... anything we can do?!

Deerie: Yeaaaah, nooo! (Chuckles) Noooo, no, no

She said pointing at each of them.

A/N:

Keenie: Bu- But, we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--

I.M.P.: (Gone)

C.H.E.R.U.B.: (In shock)

As for Obie, he tries to sneak out while he can.

Deerie: And don't think we forget about you, Mr.

Obadiah freezed in his tracks and look to see them looking at him.

Obadiah: (Oh no, I'm screwed)

But a much different fate lies upon our Angel Obie.

Deerie: Yeaaaaah, as much as we like to punish you harshly or just banished you from Heaven like these three here, buuuut, you have been seen with potential by The First Man himself, soooo, you're coming back with ussss

Cletus: What?! He gets to go back and we don't?!?!

Deerie: Anyway, sorry, guys. But those are the rules! Yeaaaaah. Byyyye!

She and the rest of the group flew back through the portal while carrying Obadiah with them back to Heaven.

Cletus: Wait! But--

Cletus tries to fly toward the portal, but it closes before he could go through. Cletus breaks down into tears and cries. As for Obadiah, he was now taken to somewhere. He was nervous on what fate lies upon him by the Higher Ups. Specifically, sparking interest to the First Man.

Obie: (Ah crap...)

Antony Starr as Obadiah [REDACTED]