Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Angel Obadiah: He left to stay in Hell, leaving me alone in Heaven as a Baby with no one around to take care of me, but a damn Orphanage

Imp Obadiah: Shut up! You're just a fake!!! A NOBODY!!!

Angel Obadiah: YOUR FATHER ABANDONED ME AND LEFT TO HELL WITH THAT FUCKING HILLBILLY

A/N: Hawkeye: A LOG?! WHERE'D YOU GET A LOG?!?!

Imp Obie threw the log at Angel Obie.

The log was thrown and breaks a hole in the wall.

Imp Obie "Oh Yeahed" through the door as he ran for his life.

Angel Obadiah: GET BACK HERE, BROTHER!!!

Imp Obie took the Horror Movie Cliche of running up the stairs instead of the obvious quick and safe route.

Angel Obadiah: BROTHEEEERRR!!!!!

Imp Obie arrives at the roof and shuts the hatch and points at the entrance with both his Grease Gun and Double M1911.

Imp Obadiah: (Come get me, bitch!!!)

Angel Obadiah: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!

A/N: Dio Brando: (Walking up wall) You climb the wall in vein, JoJo

Angel Obadiah: I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EEEEEEEEARTH!!!!!!!!!

Imp Obadiah: WE'RE NOT EVEN IN EARTH!!!

Angel Obadiah then fires off 1 round each from his Navy Lugers simultaneously in a Wanted Curve Bullet from his spot. As the two bullets curved its way, Imp Obadiah then got out of his hiding spot and was about to fire his stupid double barrel M1911, but the two 9mm Parabellums hit him each in the side of his gut.

He then turned around.

Angel Obadiah:

Imp Obadiah then fires off one last round(s) from his AF2011-A1 at Angel Obadiah, hitting him in the back with two .45 ACPs. Both of them were on the ground in pain. Both see their sidearms are empty. They then looked at each other in the eyes before detaching their empty mags and loading in a fresh one. Immediately, they reload with a fresh mag and pull the slide/toggle and take aim, all of that in dramatic cinematic slow motion. Before they could fire again, each of them got a hand on the shoulder before...

Octavia and Emily: STOP

The two fired. There was silence as nothing but empty bullet casings on the ground. The two narrowly missed each other. Both Obies stared at each other before forming a scratch on the side of their cheek from one of the fired bullets of both ends. Two collided into each other while the remaining did the scratch that formed on their cheek.

Emily: Please...don't...

Angel Obadiah: (Iron Skull) Another day, Brother...

Both he and Emily then disappeared through the portal.

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