Obadiah: Excuse me, we're going to Hell?Adam: Just a boring meeting with Lucifer's little bitch daughter. Don't remember what's it for, though. Hey, it's always fun with me and Lute there
Obadiah: Do I "have" to come?
Adam: Oh, (Chuckles before stopping) It's mot a request, it's a demand...
He was serious there. Seeing he has no choice, he looked down and sighed.
Obadiah: Fine, I'll go 😒
Adam: Fuck yeah!!!!
He wrapped his arm around Obadiah's waist.
Adam: Let's get going!!!
Later, they arrived at the Heaven Embassy in Pentagram City...and when I say "they".
Obadiah: When he said we'd be going, I thought it includes him 😒
Lute: He just does what he wants, that idiot
Adam: Hey, I can hear you, you know!
After waiting, the Princess of Hell arrived at the Embassy.
Adam: Alright, here's what we do. Let them come in the room with the lights off, then we turn them on and we greet them, got it
Lute and Obadiah: Yes, Sir
Adam: Alright!!! Shh, she's coming!
With that, Charlie entered the room.
Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?
With that, the lights turned on.
Adam: 'Sup!
Charlie: Holy, shit!
Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of the three Angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.
Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you
Adam: Yeah, I know
Charlie: Okay, well...
Adam was eating his ribs in fast speed. He eats ribs because he-
Charlie: It's nice to meet you
Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you, too
Obadiah: *Is he serious like this in every meeting*
Lute: *Always*
Obadiah: *No mannerisms at all* 😒
Adam went to give Charlie a handshake, but he tricks her because he was using a hologram, which startled Charlie.
Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. (To Obie and Lute) Did you see that?
Both Lute and Obie nodded.
Adam: Ha. Good shit
Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.
Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?
Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? (Laughs) No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "Eugh", ya know? (Chuckles) Ew

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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue