In Blitzo's Office, he was playing with crude homemade figures of his Employees...specifically the Knolastname Family...
Blitzo: (Millie) Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss! (Moxxie) Yeah, I really want you, sir (Millie) Me, too! (Obadiah) Can I watch? :D (Normal) Let's three-way!
He then have the Obadiah figure watch as he rubs the Millie and Moxxie figure against his dick.
A/N: Microwave Society Jude: (Screams in Disgust)
A/N: Microwave Society Bren: This man NEEDS to be institutionalized
He then gets a call from his HellPhone.
HellPhone:
Blitzo: WHAT
Stolas: (Phone) Why, hello, my Big-Dicked Blitzy
A/N: Microwave Society Jude:...(Fucking dead inside) Well, the joke was there
Blitzo: WHAT...
Octavia: THE...
Blitzo: FUCK...
Octavia: DAD...
A/N: ACRacebest: My man's hungry for that dong
Stolas: Language, everyone! (Phone) I have a special request~
Blitzo: Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass
Stolas: It's for my daughter
Blitzo: Ah. Well, make sure she washes it
A/N: JaxBlade:...(Disappointed Face) (Why Blitzo...)
Stolas: No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!
Blitzo: We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitzo: Pay me what?
Stolas:
Blitzo: Done!
He stupidly destroyed his HellPhone.
Blitzo: (Megaphone) M n' M, Obie, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Mille: (Smashes through door glass) Loo Loo Land?! 🤩
Obadiah: Loo Loo Land? :/
Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: (Background)
YOU ARE READING
Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue
