A/N: You cannot expect me to published a complete Chapter. This is the "Work-in-Progress Edition" for a reason~
Beginning this off is, of course, Sibling Arguments. Oh, including a Brother-in-Law.
Stella: Stolas
Stolas: Stella
Stella: C***
Stolas: Witch
Andrealphus: Aurgh!
Stella: FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!
Stolas: Why did you insist on meeting me here?
"Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set"
Andrealphus: Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-
Stolas: Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue
What's that? A familiar Ghost/Phantom Rider horse approaching?
Stella: Up yours! (Flips Stolas off)
Andrealphus: (Groans) Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!
Surprise, Striker is back.
Stella: 😈
And he kidnaps him quite easily with Angelic Weaponry Bullshit and tied him up with the Lasso of Falsification, as in "Oh no, he's powerless".
Stolas: Oh, dear...this is worrisome
It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.
ゆれる瞳 神秘の海か
胸の奥は やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に とどろく銃声 セクシー・アドベンチャーShenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.
危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game 熱いときめき
甘いコロンに 火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance 派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が 俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の キスをうばうのさIt ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.
Driving down the highway, Obie did managed to convince Blitzo to drive the van. This was Obie's reaction to Blitzo saying yes.

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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue