Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Obielord (OVA 2) Part 1

Duck Sergeant: ...it on a church because them Spiky Blonds are rotten sons of bitches. And rotten sons of bitches will do anything they have to to destroy everything that is good in the Omniverse! That is why we have to be just as rotten as they are. Am I clear!?!?

Clantroopers: Yes, Big Brother!!!

Duck Sergeant: There are gonna be over 120,000 Clantroopers fighting their way onto this planet in the name of all that is good and pure in our old former Capital. Our Brothers are gonna need air support! That support will not make it through Spiky Blond's defenses if we do not get that tower down by 0600. So what do you have to do?

Clantroopers: Our goddamn job, Big Brother!!!

Duck Sergeant: That's right. Your goddamn job. Corporal Bitzo, here...

Bitzo: The "O" is silent

Duck Sergeant: Whatever, has joined as our explosives expert. You are lucky to have him. You will obey his commands as if you heard my own beautiful voice coming from his lips. Our drop is 90 minutes out. Oorah!!!

Clantroopers: Oorah!!!

Feeling the pressure, Obadiah leans his head back and rest it.

Obadiah: *It's all a dream. It's all a dream. It's all a dream...*

He kept saying that to himself with his eyes closed as the Boeing 727s flew through a massive dark cloud.

Moxxie: When you describe these "People", some of them seem to have a similar appearance and attitude to us in your observation

Obadiah: Probably a coincidence?

Seems time has passed, probably drifted to sleep, and he then felt slight turbulence and faint explosions in the distance. At first, he thought it was in his head, but all the other Clantroopers felt it as it increased. Soon, he sees what's happening. It was flak fire from Corrupt Ground Troops as flak, Disruptor Bolts, and red Positron Beams soar through as spotlights light up the dark night sky.

Boxxie: We must be getting close. Hope nothing goes wrong. We miss our drop and land in the middle of a Corrupted Nation squad or something...

Obadiah: Please shut up

Boxxie: Because we both know what the Corrupts are gonna do to a guy named Noname Boxxie...

Obadiah: Would you shut up!!!

Duck Sergeant: It's just a little Corrupt hello, ladies. Hold your seat and stay calm. We jump when the light tells us

The plane shakes more from the flak.

Duck Sergeant: Isn't this fun, ladies!?

The plane took more violent turbulence as everyone wailed around.

Obadiah: Oh shit!!!

The pilot opens the cockpit door to talk to the Duck Sergeant.

Clantarian Pilot: Too much flak! We're gonna have to drop a couple of clicks south!

Duck Sergeant: Copy that!!!

The Boeing 727 began to turn left as another Boeing 727 Troop Transport was blown up behind them.

Duck Sergeant: Didn't I tell you, ladies, I'd show you a good time!?

A Clantrooper then threw up on the ground, and suddenly, Disruptor Bolts pierced through the floor and hit the few Clantroopers within the vicinity. A Clantrooper got up to check on him.

Kid Clantrooper: (German) Big Brother, you got-

More Disruptor Bolts pierced through and hits the Clantrooper.