Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Come Up With Title #1

Charlie: Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-

Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.

Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you

Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie.

Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it

Charlie: Uh...thanks

Jokes on you, it's a hologram too!

A/N:

That made Adam laugh.

Adam: I got you again, bitch! (Laughs) Fuckin' hilarious!

Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter. Despite not wanting to be here, he did get a few silent chuckles here and there

Time has passed with Adam being what he's called.

Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!"

He said pointing at his own dick.

Adam: All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?

Obie and Lute both shake their heads.

Adam: No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!

He kept eating his ribs, like that outfit doesn't make him look fat already.

Adam: So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?

Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you...Oh....

Charlie puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.

Charlie: *That explains so much*

Adam: I know. I fucking rock🤘

Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.

Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir

Adam: Call me, Dickmaster

Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart...well, stand up guy

Adam: (Picking his teeth) Uh-huh

Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A- A genius!

Adam: I mean, your words, babe

Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something

Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!

Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!

Adam: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch

Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem