As for Blitzo, he's just eating spray cheese and ice cream while watching Blind Wave's Reaction to "The Descent".
A/N: Saberspark: That angle! 🤣
A/N: Microwave Society: (Mentions Bren's constipation from eating a bag full of bugles and spray cheese)
Blind Wave Eric: What if your light went out? What if the ghost came right now?
Blind Wave Aaron: Wh... Wh- What ghost?! 😆
Blind Wave Eric: IDK, I'm assuming there's gonna be some shit in this, but... this is scary enough!
Blitzo: Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch
Millie: Blitzo?
Blitzo: Go away!
The doorway have chains with "FUK OF" on it.
Millie: I'm comin' in
A/N: Marv Murchins: I'm coming up!
Blitzo: Read the chains!
Yeah, right. You got that shit backwards.
Millie: (Turns off TV) Blitzo, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever
Blitzo: I'M COPING!
Millie: Yeaaah well...You've "Coped" away every dollar we had
Blitzo: Those plates are collectable(s),...
A/N: MWS Jude: Junk
Blitzo: ...Millie. I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish.
Millie: Mmmkay. You know, my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad...is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off
While Millie was talking, Blitzo gets the remote with his feet before using his tail to turn the TV back on.
Blitzo: I don't need any of your "Folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie. I need to watch Eric from Blind Wave get dicked down by his Claustrophobic fears and eat my feelings 'til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first
He stuffed his face with an entire ice cream block.
Millie: I don't get it, Blitzo. All this over a breakup?
He swallowed that entire shit.
Blitzo: IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will
Millie: Ohhh, Blitzo
Blitzo: What?!
Obadiah: (Comm) Can I deal with the Client today, who's currently right here? 🙂
Blitzo: Tell them to FUCK OFF!
Obadiah: 💔
Millie: Don't! I'll be right there
Obadiah: 🤩
Obadiah was now dealing with his Client for the first time.
Obadiah: Ok, what's your deal today, Ma'am
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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue
Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghostf**kers!!! (Idiot!)
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