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A/N: MAN, it's good to finally watch this entire series, for now. Merry Christmas-

Blitzo: It's "Sinsmas"!

Since the infamous court drama, Stolas' time at the Buckzo Apartment and outside it was nothing but misery, despite Blitzo's attempts to cheer him up.

Obadiah: C'mon, pick up

Everything he tried to call Octavia, she doesn't answer.

Stella:

Octavia: HE'S NOT A...he's just a friend

Stella: Oh, don't tell me you're becoming like your shitty father and dating a worthless Imp (Laughs) No Royal can ever date a filthy commoner

A/N: 3rd Street Reactions Shane: (Chuckles) This girl...

A/N: BW Eric: (TLA Movie Zhao) Do you have a dog? Did it die? Well, it sucks

Blitzo: Now, now, let's give the Interns a chance

Neo-Legionary: I killed and fucked my best friend

Neo-Legionaries: ME TOO!!! 😃😃😃

The 4 Clantarians high-fived each other.

Mac: Believe me, they're all Psychopaths, especially their Early Gens

Blitzo: Anything else to brighten the mood, Tea and Crumpets

Mac: Well. I steal, I'm a Capitalist, and I betrayed my old friend ODF twice

Blitzo: C'mon, Obie. Tell us your Sin

Obadiah:...UGH, FINE! I FUCKED HIS DAUGHTER...(Groans) THIS IS WORSE WITH HIM AROUND

Stolas:...You what?

Obadiah: It's fine, we're both 18 now 😅😅😅

Stolas: You DARE try to put my DAUGHTER into what I BECOME?!?!

Obadiah: I meant it in a healthy way!!! I'm sorry!!!

Blitzo: See, Stolas? Finally something to help you out, something to do. And I can pay you for it. You could use a little money coming in, right?

Stolas: "Money coming in?" Oh lords! I'M POOR NOW!

Stolas bursts into tears, crying loudly and burying his face onto the desk as I.M.P watches.

Stolas: Oh-ho-ho-ho Fuck!

A/N: MWS Jude: Did you just figured that out!? You are the dumbest person!

Mac: Look. If you want to talk to your Daughter. Then why don't you go see her yourself. Explain everything to her

Stolas: That's if she ever wanted to see me after what I did

Blitzo's Phone rang.

Stolas: (Gasps) Oh, yes-yes-yes-yes! (Answers it) Hello?

Telemarketer: (Phone) Hey, I'm calling you about your extended warranty on your new Robo Pony 2000-

A/N: Luke Hobbs: (Crushes iPhone in his hand)

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