A/N: MAN, it's good to finally watch this entire series, for now. Merry Christmas-
Blitzo: It's "Sinsmas"!
Since the infamous court drama, Stolas' time at the Buckzo Apartment and outside it was nothing but misery, despite Blitzo's attempts to cheer him up.
Obadiah: C'mon, pick up
Everything he tried to call Octavia, she doesn't answer.
Stella:
Octavia: HE'S NOT A...he's just a friend
Stella: Oh, don't tell me you're becoming like your shitty father and dating a worthless Imp (Laughs) No Royal can ever date a filthy commoner
A/N: 3rd Street Reactions Shane: (Chuckles) This girl...
A/N: BW Eric: (TLA Movie Zhao) Do you have a dog? Did it die? Well, it sucks
Blitzo: Now, now, let's give the Interns a chance
Neo-Legionary: I killed and fucked my best friend
Neo-Legionaries: ME TOO!!! 😃😃😃
The 4 Clantarians high-fived each other.
Mac: Believe me, they're all Psychopaths, especially their Early Gens
Blitzo: Anything else to brighten the mood, Tea and Crumpets
Mac: Well. I steal, I'm a Capitalist, and I betrayed my old friend ODF twice
Blitzo: C'mon, Obie. Tell us your Sin
Obadiah:...UGH, FINE! I FUCKED HIS DAUGHTER...(Groans) THIS IS WORSE WITH HIM AROUND
Stolas:...You what?
Obadiah: It's fine, we're both 18 now 😅😅😅
Stolas: You DARE try to put my DAUGHTER into what I BECOME?!?!
Obadiah: I meant it in a healthy way!!! I'm sorry!!!
Blitzo: See, Stolas? Finally something to help you out, something to do. And I can pay you for it. You could use a little money coming in, right?
Stolas: "Money coming in?" Oh lords! I'M POOR NOW!
Stolas bursts into tears, crying loudly and burying his face onto the desk as I.M.P watches.
Stolas: Oh-ho-ho-ho Fuck!
A/N: MWS Jude: Did you just figured that out!? You are the dumbest person!
Mac: Look. If you want to talk to your Daughter. Then why don't you go see her yourself. Explain everything to her
Stolas: That's if she ever wanted to see me after what I did
Blitzo's Phone rang.
Stolas: (Gasps) Oh, yes-yes-yes-yes! (Answers it) Hello?
Telemarketer: (Phone) Hey, I'm calling you about your extended warranty on your new Robo Pony 2000-
A/N: Luke Hobbs: (Crushes iPhone in his hand)

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Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition
Fanfiction(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue