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(7-19-2024) It's always hazbin about a someone(s) having one helluva life, holy or not...Vivziepop, don't sue More

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That's Entertainment/A Hazbin Legionary/Explosive Legatus (Pilot)
(William Tell) Overture/Naval Rival
Radio Killed The Video (Joe)Star/Aerial Hellful
Scrambled Eggs/Cosmo Pandemonium
Masquerade
Dad Beat Dad
Welcome to Heaven (Motherfucker)
Hello Rosie (O'Donnell)!
The Show Must Go On
Helluva Bio
Pilot, But Obadiah Takes Over
Murder (Drones) Family
Helluva Training
Hazbin Advertisement
Loo Loo's Liminal JOJOLand(s)
Spring Broken
C.H.E.R.U.B.
The Harvest Moon Festival
Truth Seekers: Tommy Edition
The Rhapsody Concerto: Nightly Days, Nightly Events (OVA 1)
Obielord (OVA 2) Part 1
Holy Bio
The Name of the Holy Game
The Dick Master's Recruit
Come Up With Title #1
I'll See You In Court, Tobuscus
Seeing Stars
Exes and Oohs
Western Energy
Unhappy Campers (Like'd You Give A Shit)
The Full Moon
The Missing Ships Fate (OVA 3)
Apology Tour
Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghostf**kers!!! (Idiot!)
Come Up With Title #5
Mastermind
All I Want For Sinsmas Is Via...Happy...
The Obavia Surprise (OVA 4)
When Religions Collide
Come Up With Title #2
Come Up With Title #3
Purgatorium
The Knolastname Children
Grandsons Meet The Farm Fam

The First Exorcism

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Lute:

Obadiah: Stop right there, Demon Scum!

Demon: Oh, well! How fucking rude! Just let me bloodlust all over the place!

Lute: Scum like you disrupt everything God has created. Vanquish!!!

Lute went for the attack.

After slicing the evil demon's head off, Obie felt the adrenaline he made from doing that. Lute looks at him proud.

Lute: Hm. First kill. How's it feel?

Obadiah: It...was...FUCKING GREAT!!!

He then covered his mouth after accidentally cursing.

Obadiah: Sorry, couldn't help it

The two then made it back to Heaven.

Adam: So, how did Lil' Dicky felt with that first kill

Obadiah: What did you call me?

Adam: Admit it, you grew a boner

Obadiah: Ew, no! I just felt... exhilarated

Adam: As in compensating, right...

Obadiah: Hey...!

Adam: ...we all did a fine job fucking those suckas apart!

Obadiah: You didn't do anything

Adam: Hushushushush, and to celebrate Obie's first Exorcism Fuck...here's a cake. Abel made it for you

He said hovering a cake saying "You did it!!!" with Obie decapitating a Demon with his sword drawn out.

Obadiah: Aww

Lute: Buckle up, Soldier. You're just getting started

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