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Weapon of Mass Distraction: Return of the Holy Cannon

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Earlier, Stewart was on a walk by himself in the streets of Hell during that screaming rainy day. Then, in some random alley, he heard a voice.

???: Charles...?

Stewart stopped. He thought he was hearing things or it was a Succubus trying to seduce him.

???: Charles...?

Stewart:...Yuzi?

Yuzi: Charles, is that you?

He walked at the entrance and stop there.

Stewart: Yuzi, how...?!

He still couldn't see anything as it was a dark alley.

Yuzi: Charles. I've missed you. We've missed you. Our daughter missed you. Please. Come back home with me. To our family

Stewart: Wait...that's now what she...Who are you!

"Yuzi": Your wife. Charles, it's me...

He immediately pull out his Webley.

Stewart: Out, now!!! How'd you get my love's voice!?!?

"Yuzi":...(Chuckles) Quite observant of you

Showing themselves from the shadows is Vox trying to impersonate his wife.

Vox: (Yuzi) Didn't think you're (Normal) that smart to not fall for it. Give you props for that!

Stewart: Oh, fuck of, ya cunt!!!

He was gonna fire, but was bonked in the back of the head by Velvette's massive hammer.

Velvette: That was for my hair

As for Hamster, he was by himself in his quarters in the Kelvin just playing out Galactic Pilot for memories, mainly for memories of his small Wehrmacht days to before ending up in Hell. He has his photo to stare to about his dear old friends he's no longer get to see again, such as his dead XO when he arrived or Daryl in their early days in/of 1936 C.T.

Frank: You need anything else?

Hamster: No, Frank. Just...you can go on to...whatever you Egg Boiz do

Frank: You got it, Boss

Frank left Hamster's quarters. He was in a middle of some emotion before hearing static noises outside his cabin. He got up and walked towards the door, moving the cover and peaking through the peephole and finds nothing there. Would he foolishly open the door and be jumped?

Hamster: Nope

He immediately turn around, only for someone to grab him by the neck and slowly lift him from the ground.

A/N: BW Rick: He grabs like The Undertaker

Vox: So you're the one that fired that cannon and try to kill The First Man

He simply zap Hamster's robot arm and remove that power, leaving it limped. He spawned wires and pinned him to the wall.

Vox: Help me, Commander. Tell me how you operate the Gun

Hamster: Ahhh, I refuse to give out Wehrmacht information!!!

Vox: You don't (Hypnotic Eye) HAVE TO...

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