Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

A/N: After recently watching Mission Bad Drivezo the day it came out, I'm just gonna keep that and Mission Orphan Time their own thing, so here's this. Pretty good moral message and lesson about driving and road rage in general, in a way

IMP File:

Target: Gerardo Velazquez

Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico

Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila

Info: I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making a hand motion that makes me think the target must be a real freak.

Appearing out in that place at night, we get I.M.P. out here in Mexico.

Blitzo: Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us too long to-

A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down.

Blitzo: What the f-

Soon the group are surrounded by goats. Blitzo pushes a goat away from him.

Blitzo: What the fuck are these things?!

Moxxie: I want to say these are earth goats, sir

Obie: "Goats! Goats!" 😱😱😱

Blitzo: I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!

In typical I.M.P. fashion, they mess with shit and kicking goats around.

Gerardo: (Spanish) What's going on?! What the Hell?!

Gerardo sees the Imps killing his goats.

Moxxie: Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!

Gerardo: (Puts his hat on) El Chupacabras!

Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them. Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume.

Blitzo: Shit! Scatter!

Gerardo continues firing at them, as I.M.P escape.

Obie: Oh Satan!

Millie has a goat right in her mouth, while Moxxie is looking a little worse for wear, being dragged by a goat before getting up. Happy Vore Day, I guess... 😅 (Guilty pleasure because 8/8).

A/N: Spilling The Milk Kor: Vore. Literal vore

Blitzo jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, but the goat struggles to move.

Blitzo: Run, you stretched asshole!

The goat collapses under Blitzo's weight.

Blitzo: Dammit! (Gets hit by a thrown sandal) Augh!

Mrs. Velaquez: (Spanish) You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off- piece of shit Chupacabra...

A stunned Blitzo widely stares at her, before realizing she took off her other sandal and hurled it in his direction. The sandal hits him square in the head.