Extra VG One Shots + Preferences

Exchanged Dialogue.

Baptiste
Baptiste: "You must be crazy for going out with someone as boring as me."
Y/N: "You might be boring, but you're my kind of boring."

Genji
Y/N: "I don't need your help."
Genji: "Well-"
Y/N: "I don't!"
Genji: "You almost knocked yourself out trying to swing a sword."
Y/N: "...Touché."

Hanzo
Hanzo: "If you do that, I'll literally kill you."
Y/N: "Don't you mean metaphori-"
Hanzo: "No. I used the term correctly."

Junkrat
Y/N: "A knife, a flare, and a teddy bear. That's all we've got left."
Junkrat: "It'll do."
Y/N: "You think the teddy's gonna hold out?"
Junkrat: "Won't even last a minute."
Y/N: "A fucking teddy bear... We're going nuts, aren't we?"
Junkrat: "About time."

McCree
McCree: "Just smile and wave."
Y/N: "Stop with the references. And don't do that!"
McCree: "Why? We're disguised as penguins, aren't we?"
Y/N: "Real life penguins don't do that!"

Reaper
Reaper: "What are you doing here?"
Y/N: "Uhm... The same as you! Of course..."
Reaper: "So you're also here to assassinate the CEO?"

Reinhardt
Y/N: "You killed him."
Reinhardt: "It was an accident!"
Y/N: "How do you accidentally kill a man?!"
Reinhardt: "Well, I- Hold on he's getting up."

Soldier: 76
Soldier: "So we're just going to get all this food, at 2am, for no reason?"
Y/N: "It's romantic. Just go with it."

Ashe
Y/N: "How did you do it?"
Ashe: "With style!"
Y/N: "No, I mean, how did you kill them?"
Ashe: "Oh. My new heels. They have glitter, you know. Glitter is a woman's best weapon."

Brigitte
Brigitte: "Who ever said magic doesn't exist? You have an entire world in your mind just waiting to be released. All you have to do is find a way to release it."
Y/N: "Very poetic, but all I said was that, if magic existed, it couldn't make this donut any better."

Mercy
Y/N: "Welcome back."
Mercy: "I really thought I died this time."
Y/N: "You always think that."
Mercy: "A girl can dream."

Moira
Moira: "Whatever you guys are scheming about, I want a part of."
Y/N: "You mean you want no part of?"
Moira: "No, I want a part. It sounds devious. I'm in."

Sombra
Y/N: "Oh my god, marry me."
Sombra: "At least buy me dinner first."
Y/N: "Please just ignore that."
Sombra: "...But what about my food?"

Zarya
Y/N: "You're dead."
Zarya: "I am standing right in front of you."
Y/N: "But I watched you die."
Zarya: "I guess you did not!"
Y/N: "But you're not alive."
Zarya: "I am alive. I check."

Author's Note
Hope you enjoyed!! Any requests??