Extra VG One Shots + Preferences

Butch DeLoria
Fallout 3
Warning: Vulgar Humor, Way Too Much Dialogue

"Oh come on, you're not serious are you? You've never kissed anyone?"

I chuckled, "I'm completely serious, Butch."

"But we're the same age!"

"Not my fault you're a little hoe!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Shut up!"

"No you!"

I scoffed, crossing my arms at him. He smiled, elbowing me a little, talking in a sing-song voice, "You've never kissed a booooy."

"Neither have you!"

"That's besides the point."

"I think it's absolutely the point, now!"

"Nuh-uh."

"Yeah-huh."

"Nuh-uh."

"Yea-"

Wally groaned, "Will you two just shut the fuck up already?!" I glared at him and Butch blushed, leaning back and propping up on his elbows. It was around midnight, and we were all gathered in the classroom, in the dark, coming up with a good idea to harmlessly prank our teacher before we graduated and got jobs in the Vault. Our whole class was pretty much here, and we were all scattered, plotting. I was sitting in a corner on the floor with Butch, while Wally, Paul, and Amata stood in front of us, chatting away.

I huffed, looking away from Butch and re-crossing my arms. Butch smiled, speaking again, quietly, "You've never kissed a booooooy."

"Are you ever going to drop that?"

"No."

"Well you better, before I drop you."

"Ouch." He got quiet, and examined my features, "You want me to be your first kiss?"

"Absolutely."

"Seriously?"

"No."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you!"

"Fuck you twice over!"

I scrunched up my nose, "Wouldn't you like too?"

"Absolutely."

"Hoe."

"Bitch."

"I like you."

"I like you too."

We got quiet, our shoulders pushed together but our eyes on different sides of the classroom. He leaned his head back, and I snuck a glance at his jaw. He noticed, and gave me a god-awful wink. He smiled, "If you want me to kiss you, just ask."

"Fine. Kiss me."

"I said ask, not demand."

"Like you know the difference."

He pushed his lips to mine hastily. This was definitely not how I imagined my first kiss going, but I wasn't complaining. Maybe Butch having experience wasn't so bad. I wondered how long it would be before our playful banter continued. He pulled away for air, keeping his eyes on my lips, "Not so bad for your first time, huh?"

"Do it again."

He did so, this time guiding my hand to his jaw as his palm moved to rest on my lower back. Wally kicked his friend in the shin, making him pull away. Wally frowned, "One minute you two are threatening to kill each other, the next, you're trying to fuck in the corner of a classroom!" Paul had an amused smile on his face, and Amata kept her eyes on mine curiously. Butch frowned, rubbing his shin, "Hey, watch it man. I know karate."

I frowned, "No you don't."

"How do you know?"

"Butch, the other day, you got up, and tripped, then said you're shoelaces were untied. Your boots don't even have shoelaces!"

"That's besides the point."

We went on and Wally stopped us, pulling Butch to his feet and dragging me after him. He pointed at a little map of the Vault drawn roughly on paper, "Alright, listen up you two. Here's what we got so far-"

Our classmates gathered around, and Wally went on, talking about whatever the fuck he was talking about. I wasn't really listening, since I was keeping my eyes on Butch's lips. Butch noticed, and took his bottom lip between his teeth, shooting a much more attractive wink my way. I blushed and looked back to the paper. He was never gonna let me forget that he was my first kiss.

Author's Note
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