Not Even Close || Number Five x Fem!Reader

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Y/N HEARD THE raging grunts of Lila from the other side of the door. When she heard glass shattering, the girl immediately opened the door to a naked Lila swinging her fists on Five in all angles along with kicking him around his torso.

They didn't even notice Y/N was already standing there, watching as they were too in the moment with killing each other. This time, Five blinked behind Lila and trapped her in a towel chokehold. To wish I had a bowl of chips and something to drink right now. Was all she thought about the situation, not bothering to stop their fight.

Still unnoticed even when Lila spatial jumped out of the chokehold and to the door to get the knife that was stabbed onto it, Y/N fixed the sleeves of her shirt and took the chance to make her way closer to the scene. She wanted to see how much were they that enthralled to not even see her even when she wasn't invisible.

So she waited for Lila to stop her attempts on stabbing Five, who was using the towel tray as his shield from her dagger.

When Five finally chucked his shield aside, Y/N decided it was time to use her telekinesis and grabbed them by their heads, clashing their foreheads together to snap them out of it. "OW!" The two of them hissed, rubbing their foreheads.

"You guys done? It was getting quite repetitive." Y/N picked up a towel for Lila, who was still relieving the sudden pain on her forehead that Y/N gave to them.

She then looked at Five who was doing the same thing. "I thought you were talking to her." She questioned with her hands placed on her hips.

"I was." Five confirmed, "Until some Diego wannabe threw the knife and went rogue on trying to kill me." He glared at Lila.

Lila didn't reject the chance to return the scowl to him as she secured the towel she wrapped around her body. "I forgot how much I hate you, you puny little turd." She bellowed at the boy.

"The feeling's mutual, Lila." Five replied, sitting on the edge of an empty tub next to Y/N, panting after his uncalled fight with Lila. "As much as I'd love to stand here shivving each other, we have bigger concerns than you." He added.

Lila could still feel her forehead throbbing in pain. "Yeah?" And so, she rubbed her forehead with her palm while she asked, "Like what?"

"What do you know about the Grandfather Paradox?" Number Five blurted out, getting back on his feet after taking a short breather.

"Well, I read the same training manuals as you did." Lila answered.

In the midst of their discussion about the said paradox, Y/N found herself lounging inside the empty bathtub while she listened to them. There was something about it that calmed her down. It was probably the the cold surface of it.

"Why?" Lila asked.

"Because it's happening."

The lady upon Five thought he was only going mad. The Grandfather Paradox has never happened before, as far as she knew. "Are you being stupid?" She questioned.

Although, Five chose to ignore that silly question. "Hand over your briefcase. I need to go find Herb and find out how he let things get so cocked up." He said to her with an order.

"Over there with my knickers." Lila then looked at Y/N who'd already settled in the bathtub, "Toss them to me, will you?" She requested to the girl.

Obligingly, Y/N reached for her undergarments with her telekinesis and tossed them to her as per her request. When her and Five realized that she has two of briefcases, they couldn't help but feel skeptical. "Lila, why is it that you have two briefcases?" The boy asked as he handed Y/N one of them after she sat up to the top of the tub.