Not Even Close || Number Five x Fem!Reader

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FIVE SWIRLED AROUND his drink as he waited for his old self and Luther to return from the restroom. Y/N, on the other hand, had already finished her pint of Guinness, so she ran her finger around the rim of the glass quietly, enjoying the silence Five and her were producing while the people around them chattered up.

Soon, their concentrations broke after finding themselves looking at Luther and old Five coming back to their table. One thing Y/N noticed was how even more uptight old Five was than earlier. So she read his mind to find out that he was manipulating Luther to come with him and ditch her and Five. She would've told Five about it immediately, but she had a feeling he'd skip to stage seven if she did. "We good?" Young Five asked as he out down his unfinished beverage.

"We're good." Luther positively replied.

The old Five stood up straight, avoiding Y/N's intimidating gaze as he knew she could read his mind. Though it still didn't stop him from doing what he planned. "You got a deal." He chimed, "We gotta hurry. Kennedy's en route. Less than an hour until showtime."

Just by his monotone voice, Y/N could already tell he was lying. Sheesh, what the hell happened to this Five and how the hell did he become a bad liar? She questioned herself.

Of course, teenage Five also suspected his tensed up posture. "Why are you so anxious to get going all of a sudden?" He questioned as he stood up from his seat.

"Relax." His old figure reassured, "You're getting paranoid."

"Oh, am I?" The both of them started craning their necks at each other until they started producing sounds of excessive gas. The disturbing act made Y/N distance herself from them. "Okay." She drawled, "Let's get going before we find out those gases you both produced have a smell."

With that, she ushered Luther to lead them to the exit with the old Five following behind. As they were near the door, she realized the current Five she's with still stood there, watching the both of the m suspiciously as they got themselves out. It took him a while to snap out of it until she dragged him out of the pub herself.

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Allison finished wrapping up the Otto's corpse with a grunt. Since she'd done it before with all the bad guys she had fought through the years, it always made her wonder, "God, why are people so much heavier when they're dead?"

Her husband Raymond snapped his head towards her in disbelief. "You got a lot of practice at this?" He questioned while he helped her tie up the wrapped body.

Meanwhile, Klaus sat on the couch beside Ben, watching the both of them clean up the deceased body. "Yeah." He answered for Allison.

After Ben possessed his body, he still couldn't shake the curiosity. "Hey," he started as he propped himself up in his seat, "so, what was it like when I possessed you?"

"It was like sex with one of the lesser Baldwins. I mean, you can feel him clattering around in there, but do you really care?" Klaus emphasized while Raymond was skeptical of who was he talking to. "Why? What was it like driving all this hot business?" He asked as he leaned back on the couch.

Ben tried his best to think of a perfect explanation to describe his experience being inside his  brother's body. "It... It was like having no skin.." he said in fascination, "but still wanting to touch.. everything."