Not Even Close || Number Five x Fem!Reader

Once again, I would like to thank PinkySnow for this amazing art^^

Enjoy reading, everyone!

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LIGHT JAZZ PLAYED in the bar as they gathered around. Y/N disseminated the shot glasses with her mind while Five filled them up for the rest of them. The Umbrellas were the only ones idling in the bar whereas other people were minding their own businesses. It was time for them to discuss what Five and Lila had seen in the Commission.

"So this Kugelblitz, it's...?"

"The end of everything." Five finished Viktor's sentence. He started to explain what this ball of light does. "Every rock, every star, every atom sucked into a radiant black hole."

"Randomly collapsing matter evey moment in time across all existence till there's nothing left." Lila followed. Her face mushed together between her hands.

"Hate to say I told you so, but..."

Viktor rolled his eyes at Five while he took a swig straight from the bottle. "You love to say I told you so'." He remarked, bring his own shot glass to his lips.

Moments later, they had nothing to say. While Five and Allison helped themselves with whiskey and tequila, Luther and Viktor were taking their time processing this life-sucking ball.

Y/N walked around the aquarium island that was surrounded by a variety of alcoholic beverages after she gulped down her shot. There were a whole square outline of them, she thought it would be enough to whip something up for herself later, seeing as this bright black hole was slowly feasting upon literally everything and everyone.

While she took a bottle in her hand to read the label one alcohol she wasn't familiar with, Lila chimed out to the silence as her mind drifted off to the side note of this all. "You know, it's impressive." She began, "Whoever knocked off your mums hated you all enough to end the entire universe."

Y/N's eyes immediately looked away from the bottle and darted across the bar towards Viktor. "We don't know that." She grew more skeptical when he replied to Lila in an instant. His voice having a slight tremble beneath it all while he looked away as if he was guilty of something.

"It doesn't matter who created the thing." Allison piped up, "We just have to beat its ass." She said it so confidently as if it wasn't gonna eat her alive. Perhaps its the alcohol talking. Y/N thought.

Luther couldn't help but interfere with her reckless statement. "Oh, really? How?" He asked in sarcasm, "Are you and Diego gonna punch it in the Kugel?"

"The best plan is to go back in time and eliminate the paradox and destroy whatever it was that took out our mothers and stop the Kugelblitz before it starts." Number Five said. It was the primary plan for this whole tomfoolery.

Though the Unseen found the gap for this plan in an instant. "Unfortunately, the briefcase is destroyed." She sighed, taking the bottle Five's been drinking out of to pour herself another shot.

"And why the hell can't you just jump us out of here?" Allison looked at Five dismissively.

"Last time I tried that, we all got trapped in time." The boy explained. "Do you really wanna risk that again?"

Allison wasn't really sure how she should answer that. And so, she stayed quiet, silently grumbling about the fact that the others kept on shooting down her ideas.

"What's plan B?"

Number Five and Y/N glanced at each other, hoping that one of them knew how to answer Viktor's question. Alas, it was something that they needed to take time to think about.