"Survivorsss"
Rat: so, it is that thing's birthday huh
BondageKink: y-you mean me?
Rat: precisely.
Rat: Happy birthday!
TinyWand: Happy birthday!
SubNaib: Happy birthday!
BlindfoldOn: Happy birthday! With some luck, you might grow up a little after today
BondageKink: uhhh thanks?
CowardBrat: we have a problem-
MetalAttractor: what?
CowardBrat: we ran out of food
CowardBrat: now I can't neither bake the cake or make dinner :/
SubNaib: WELP
SubNaib: WE'RE GOING GROCERY SHOPPING PEOPLE
MailMan: can't the hunters go this time?
LuckyGay: they'll never go
WheresMyMelanin: why?
LuckyGay:
LuckyGay: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS???
Cockroach: imagine you're walking down the candy aisle with your kid, and then you see a guy with a moose head and a tentacle god trying to decide which candy to buy for their headless child.
WheresMyMelanin: good point-
CowardBrat: aight so! Who's coming with me?
BondageKink: Me!
SubNaib: Me!!!
TotallyNotChloe: Me!!
Rat: also me!!
CowardBrat: aight! Let's get going!
CowardBrat: but first, put on some "normal" clothes
CowardBrat: please-
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"Survivorsss"
TotallyNotChloe: somebody kill me
MetalAttractor: what's going on?
TotallyNotChloe: Tracy, Naib, and Luca refuse to get away from the pudding section, and me and Kevin don't know what to do
BondageKink: they took a kid's shopping kart-
TotallyNotChloe: THEY'RE RACING WITH THE KART
MetalAttractor: APOLOGIZE TO THE KID'S MOM
BondageKink: Done. At this rate, we might look like their parents
TotallyNotChloe: THEY JUST TRIED TO STEAL THE PUDDING
EmilyDrier: Let me guess
EmilyDrier: Tracy said something like "It's not stealing if they don't see you"
BondageKink: how did you know?
EmilyDrier: it's not the first time that happens :/
TotallyNotChloe: Me and Kevin are the one's shopping at this point...
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Rat: mom, dad, where are you guys?
TotallyNotChloe: YOU LOST US AGAIN???
Rat: YOU DISAPPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!
TotallyNotChloe: We're next to the meat...
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SubNaib: I don't see you :^
BondageKink: omg
TotallyNotChloe: you know what? Wait at the vegetable section. Dad will be there with you soon
BondageKink: why me??
TotallyNotChloe: because you're the birthday boy :p
TotallyNotChloe: and also, the last time you tried to buy meat, you started cooking it at the store. I'm not risking that event again.
BondageKink: fine >:(
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TotallyNotChloe: anyways
TotallyNotChloe: Mags, can you do me a favor?
DanceToForget: sure! What is it?
TotallyNotChloe: tell me if Kevin's gift is still under my bed
DanceToForget: oki! BRB!
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Balls_InMyFace: what's his gift?
TotallyNotChloe: oh it's a scarf me, Tracy, and Ed🚗 made!
TotallyNotChloe: don't worry! We're saying it's a gift from everyone!
Balls_InMyFace: nice! Please, tell me it's a normal scarf...
TotallyNotChloe: of course not
TotallyNotChloe: Tracy insisted we stamped 🍆 on it
TotallyNotChloe: the ✨special touch✨
LuckyGay: HE'S GONNA GET SO MAD
TotallyNotChloe: THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT >:D
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