IDV groupchat

"Survivorsss"

Balls_InMyFace: I think I just shat myself

SubNaib: kinky

MetalAttractor: THE FUCK

Balls_InMyFace: are you guys seeing this shit? Or am I going mental?

TotallyNotChloe: god fucking damn it, not this fucking shit again

CowardBrat: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
CowardBrat: I'LL CALL WILLIAM NOW

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QueenBee: who's the IDIOT that wakes up at 6 am, on a free day to do this shit??

Rat: well it's not completely free, we got stuff to do

TerrorShockn't: AND WHOSE FAULT IS IT

DaVinky: ayo chill, Miss Nightingale was the one who ordered, we didn't ask for this.

TerrorShockn't: says the neurotic, paranoid, arrogant, prick

DaVinky: OH SO YOU WANNA GO???

TerrorShockn't: HELL YEAH I WANNA GO

SubNaib: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO

CoordinatingThemAll: it's not the first time we're getting stuff ready for a wedding. Chill, Freddy

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CowardBrat: WELL THAT SURE DOESN'T IMPLY WILLIAM AND GANJI THROWING THEMSELVES AGAINST THE WALLS AGAIN

EmilyDrier: FR, THE KITCHEN STILL HAS HOLES ON IT

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Sonic: it's a very advanced technique of warm ups, you wouldn't understand 🙄

EatTheRich: fr what a shame🙄

CowardBrat: go off ig

Noaman: NO, DON'T GO OFF, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

WheresMyMelanin: do not say the Lord's name in vain.

SubNaib: maybe this time yall will have a foursome, there's a first time for everything

Rat: well Naib, I know your horny ass only likes dick, but marriage is not all about bang bang

BlindfoldOn: LMFAO

SubNaib: so now you're shaming me for liking my man's dick?

Rat: lmao same

WheresMyMelanin: ayo

MetalAttractor: can we not talk about dicks right now wkshsjajd

BlindfoldOn: but like okay, genuine question, when are yall having a foursome?

Rat: I DONT KNOW, AND HONESTLY, I WOULDN'T TELL YOU IF WE HAD ONE???

BlindfoldOn: you know you would

Rat: yeah I would, Edgar, you need to join us some day

DaVinky: broski I get turned on by blood, I don't think you wanna try that

Rat: I'm a very open minded man

MailMan: gosh Luca

TotallyNotChloe: now that's a whole different level of kinky
TotallyNotChloe: I'm interested
TotallyNotChloe: hey Eli

OwlLover: Get away from me
OwlLover: yall are crazy ass people

EmilyDrier: FR GET YOUR FAT ASSES UP FROM YOUR BEDS AND GET TO WORK

EmmaWoody: but it's warm mom :(

EmilyDrier: you can sleep a bit more, honey💗

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: OH COME ON

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"Huntersss"

UglySlenderman: when are me and Mr Subedar getting married? T___T

Polaroid: On St Never's day, in the afternoon

UglySlenderman: WOOOO wait I need to check my calendar
UglySlenderman:
UglySlenderman: there is no St Never's day :(

Girl_In_Red: DID YOU ACTUALLY FALL FOR THAT???

UglySlenderman: BLAME THE DILF, HE'S THE LIAR HERE

TheySeeMeRolling: someone's getting married? Who?

Gaysha: if we tell you, do you promise to not comment anything stupid?

TheySeeMeRolling: but of course

Pervy: I wouldn't trust them

TheySeeMeRolling: :)

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: the fantastic four of the manor

TheySeeMeRolling: Luca, Andrew, Victor and Edgar?

Polaroid: it's Mr Balsa, Mr Kreiss, Mr Grantz, and Mx Valden for you

TheySeeMeRolling: the hell is a Mx?

Gaysha: it's a gender neutral term for Mister or Miss

TheySeeMeRolling: why?

Polaroid: Mx Valden identifies as non binary

TheySeeMeRolling: and I identify myself as a combat helicopter

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: there they are with the unfunny jokes...

TheySeeMeRolling: hehe I'm funny
TheySeeMeRolling: our pronouns are nor/mal

Gaysha:
Gaysha: so we're finally doing this

Girl_In_Red: we are. For now, let's leave Nor alone. Mal don't deserve our attention

TheySeeMeRolling: ????

Snek: yeah Nor don't know what Mal are talking about. Let's head to Chinatown. We need chairs from there.

WangChu: okay!

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TheySeeMeRolling: IM NORMAL!