IDV groupchat

I just wanna say, that I headcanon José as portuguese, because first off- his uniform is the same the Portuguese used to wear. Also, his name is literally portuguese I- Second off, because his nationality was never stated, we only know he worked for the British. And third off, because I wanna give my little country a bit of credit.❤

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"Survivorsss"

Cockroach: guys, I did it!!!
Cockroach: I topped for the first time!!!

CursesToCurse: she's so proud of this, it's even sad

LuckyGay: oh my god, congratulations sis!!! How do you feel??

Cockroach: I feel invincible!!

CursesToCurse: it was the worst I've ever had

Cockroach: I'm sowwyy I tried my best... Next time it will be better!

CursesToCurse: nah I'm never letting you top again, baby. It was terrible. But what matters is that you tried :)

Cockroach: :'D

EatTheRich: when you try your best but you don't succeed...

CowardBrat: I wanna try to top one of these days!

Sonic: BABE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS 😭😭

Cockroach: how was your first time topping, Kreacher?

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: HEWJDHSIS HOW DARE YOU??? I'M NOT A BOTTOM

TinyWand: yes you are, shut up

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: okay.

TinyWand: he never topped, and honestly,  I'll never let him.
TinyWand: first, because I don't wanna take it in the ass

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: DO YOU THINK I WANT??

TerrorShockn't: HA! You're pathetic

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: at least my girlfriend isn't dead

TerrorShockn't: OH DO YOU WANNA GO???

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: FUCK YEAH I WANNA GO

MetalAttractor: yall shut up, your arguments are so pitiful, I almost feel sorry for you

Rat: oh yeah, Norton? You talk a big game, but how was your first time bottoming?

MetalAttractor: I never bottomed

SubNaib: Honestly, being a top looks so scary, I don't even mind being called a bottom anymore

Cockroach: WOW WHAT KIND OF TRAUMA DO YOU HAVE WITH TOPPING??

SubNaib: watching Norton makes me feel sad for him

MetalAttractor: USHWJDEIDH

EmilyDrier: he really lives up to his name

Rat: the goddamn bottom...

EmilyDrier: shush Luca I'm talking

Rat: okay, my apologies, Miss gurl

EmilyDrier: Miss wHO?

EatTheRich: she's not a girl. It's Miss Ems✨

EmilyDrier:
EmilyDrier: it's Emily-

Rat: PERIODT QUEEN

EmilyDrier: bE quIET

TinyWand: I am this close to take your phones away from you🤏

CoordinatingThemAll: why did yall start making references to memes all of a sudden?! 😭

Rat: YO SOUP!