"Survivorsss"
Luca_Salsa: Y'all this shit is going way too far
Luca_Salsa added UglySlenderman to "Survivorsss".
UglySlenderman: Tf am I doing here?
BottomInDenial: Tf is he doing here?
Luca_Salsa: Gentlemen,
Luca_Salsa: I was going through the monitors of the manor
Luca_Salsa: And I thought
Luca_Salsa: "why not having a look at what my dear friends were doing three years ago?"
Luca_Salsa: And so I was going through the cameras to see where there was more movement
Luca_Salsa: And at one point I saw a hunter in the survivors hall, entering a certain survivor's roomGtgFast: wait you're going way too fast
GtgFast: this place is being monitored???Cockroach: didn't you know that?
GtgFast: NO
GtgFast: oh my god the amount of shit that it's recorded...FiveOfMeButBritish: you amaze me everyday, William.
Luca_Salsa: Anyways I paused the video
Luca_Salsa: And I saw
Luca_Salsa: With my own two eyes
Luca_Salsa: Jack the Ripper and Naib Subedar entering his room hugging and kissing each other for dear life.Cockroach: OOOOOO
Drinkx3: YAASSS SPILL THE TEA SIS
CursesToCurse: WOW THIS IS A WHOLE NEW WORLD THIS IS AMAZING! HOW DO YOU FEEL NAIB??
BottomInDenial: Okay, first, that was three years ago. Second, me and Norton weren't together yet. Third, I was really drunk.
BottomInDenial: And in my defence, Jack wasn't the creep he is todayUglySlenderman: What do you mean "creep"???
BottomInDenial: I don't know Jack. You tell me.
UglySlenderman: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
BottomInDenial: You just stalk me, assault me, and sneak into my room at 3 am just to watch me sleep.
RobotsForALiving: once I caught him going in, but I didn't say anything because first match in the morning was with him and I was not in the mood to lose-
UglySlenderman: Oh come on...
UglySlenderman: You loved that night don't even come at me.BottomInDenial:
BottomInDenial: True
BottomInDenial: BUTUglySlenderman: But?
BottomInDenial: My arse felt DESTROYED the next day, Jack.
BondageKink: damn, man really said THE RIPPER
Luca_Salsa: NOT NOW KEVIN
Perfumes&Co: SHUT UP KEVIN THIS IS GETTING GOOD
UglySlenderman: If you loved it so much you could've just accepted going out with me.
Balls_InMyFace: I love that Norton is just watching in a corner
MetalAttractor: I pretend I do not see U👄U
BottomInDenial: I didn't because you were starting to show signs of ✨stalker✨
UglySlenderman: And yet you had sex with me
BottomInDenial: I was DRUNK I wasn't processing!!
UglySlenderman: You didn't say "no"
BottomInDenial: MAN I WAS DRUNK!! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT WORD??
UglySlenderman: That was the best you've ever had and you know it, because the next day after the match you went up to me all shy and said: "Oh JacK... I ReAllY enJOyEd LAsT nIghT. BuT dONt mENtIon It eVer~~~~~"
Rat: #ExposingNaib2020
BottomInDenial: And it was all going well until Luca brought this up.
Luca_Salsa: because your stupid love triangle is just cringe at this point.
Luca_Salsa: Solve this shit up damn it!MetalAttractor: Oh I'll do this don't worry
MetalAttractor: Jack, the ass that you "destroyed" 3 years ago now belongs to me. Fuck off.
MetalAttractor: done.
MetalAttractor: can we go have dinner now?BottomInDenial: Problem is, Jack the Stripper won't accept it.
UglySlenderman: He's right I really won't.
MetalAttractor: ...
MetalAttractor: is this why you always kill me first in matches?UglySlenderman: Honestly, I thought it was obvious.
BottomInDenial: Well this was nice but now fuck off.
Luca_Salsa: on my way
Luca_Salsa removed UglySlenderman from "Survivorsss".
WheresMyMelanin: this day will be marked as "the day Naib got exposed"
MailMan: :D
BottomInDenial: Luca if you ever bring shit up again I won't hesitate to choke you.

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