THIS IS YOUR TRIGGER WARNING!
Kevin is a hell of a sexist and conservative mf in this chapter._______
"Survivorsss"
CowardBrat: Ems, where are the clean clothes?
EmilyDrier: Oh, they're already in the baskets.
Asoup: do you need help distributing the clean clothes, Tracy?
CowardBrat: no, you can't do it right! You always mix Jack's clothes with Hastur's somehow!
Asoup: innocent mistake that only happened once check 💅
BottomInDenial: Tracy, there are clothes for 48 people. Are you SURE you don't need help?
CowardBrat: Yeah I'm pretty sure!
CursesToCurse: okay then. Guys I downloaded a movie for us to watch tonight. Who wants to prepare the common room for us??
Rat: urgh so much work...
DaVinky: I'm in!
Rat: I guess a little bit of exercise isn't that bad.
Rat: I'm in too!LuckyGay: Tracy, are you SURE you don't need help?
CowardBrat: I am!!!
LuckyGay: alright then. I'm coming over too, Patty.
CowardBrat: omg you lazy bones! I do EVERYTHING alone in this manor! No one ever helps me!!
MetalAttractor: ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW
Balls_InMyFace: WE'RE ALWAYS ASKING YOU IF YOU WANT HELP AND YOU ALWAYS SAY NO
CowardBrat: CUZ I'M AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN
Dora_TheExplorer: THEN WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING FOR???
CowardBrat: URGH FORGET IT! I'M NOT COOKING FOR ANY MEN IN THIS MANOR BESIDES ROBBIE TONIGHT
TinyWand: WHAT
Sonic: WHAT
WheresMyMelanin: WHA
OwlLover: WHY??
CowardBrat: UwU
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MailMan: why did she sound like my mom-
BlindfoldOn: I love how Mel is not defending her
QueenBee: bruh I'm not because she loves to do domestic work
QueenBee: idk why but she does, so who am I to judge?
QueenBee: probably because she grew up at home, so she doesn't know another reality.
QueenBee: like, yesterday she told me she was decided not to cook that afternoon
QueenBee: 15 minutes later I caught her baking a cake with Robbie and GabyEmmaWoody: wait that's why I was hearing Cooking by the Book on loop!!!
TerrorShockn't: OH SO THAT WAS IT
TerrorShockn't: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZYRat: LMAO I JUST HACKED INTO HER PLAYLIST AND THAT SHIT WAS ON LOOP SET FOR 10 HOURS
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: that's what I call mental torture
BondageKink: at least she knows her place.
OwlLover: what do you mean...
QueenBee: Kevin, don't you dare
BondageKink: what?? It's true!
QueenBee: I'm warning you.
BondageKink: bruh what's the problem of stating facts? She knows she belongs in the kitchen like every woman!
QueenBee: I'M GONNA ASSASSINATE YOU
BottomInDenial: not cool Kevin
Cockroach: I'm actually going off rn
Sonic: Kevin shut the f up, if it wasn't for Tracy you wouldn't have dinner to eat everyday, nor clean clothes to wear, or a clean and tidy room to sleep in.
BondageKink: as she should
DaVinky: Hey Kevin?
BondageKink: What?
DaVinky: shut the fuck up :)
Asoup: WAIT HE ACTUALLY CURSED FOR ONCE WHAT
CoordinatingThemAll: ED🚗 CURSED EVERYONE
BondageKink: guys wth!?! Like Mel said, when you grow up in a certain environment you don't know other reality! And I grew up in a place where women were only for having babies, clean, cook, and serve their husbands! Why are you coming at me??
QueenBee: BECAUSE, YOU ACTUAL BAFFOON, THAT IS CALLED LIVING IN THE MEDIEVAL ERA! HAVE SOME COMMON DECENCY
BondageKink: someone's pressed o.o
QueenBee: that's it.
QueenBee: I'm gonna break your skull with a brick.BondageKink: look, it's always been like this, and you can't deny that. It's history.
Rat: oh. so you think that gay marriage is stuff from Satan too?
BondageKink: I mean I have to live with gay people so I gotta cope with it as best as I can
Rat: so if Naib, or me, or Fiona, or whoever, lived with you if you weren't here, you would cuss at us and send us to hell?
BondageKink: do I really have to answer that?
Rat: I'll ask you another question.
Rat: if Patty or William lived with you, would you treat them like people used to treat black people?BondageKink: Luca c'mon those questions aren't fair.
BondageKink: I didn't live in the dark ageQueenBee: WELL BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT
Rat: I'm just asking.
Rat: look dude, if you're not okay with people being who they are, you have good remedy. Don't talk to any of us ever again. Learn some common sence first.WheresMyMelanin: Luca, I'm gonna say this.
WheresMyMelanin: You look so damn sexy when you're serious.Rat: 🐀👙
EmilyDrier: Okay, let's all calm down.
EmilyDrier: Kevin, you know I used to work at a mental hospital, right?BondageKink: oh yea I read that on your files.
EmilyDrier: let me tell you something.
EmilyDrier: sometimes when I'd give Emma's mother her treatment I would pass through some male patient's rooms.
EmilyDrier: some would cat call me, others would say stuff like you did, that I should've made their food because that's my duty as a woman.
EmilyDrier: do you, deep in your heart, think I deserved that?BondageKink:
BondageKink: noEmilyDrier: thank you, that's all I needed to know.
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CowardBrat: well look what the cat dragged in!
CowardBrat: you were actually having a serious conversation for once!Sonic: Hey babe!
BondageKink: Hey Tracy. Sorry for saying that kind of stuff on your back.
CowardBrat: It's okay man. But don't do that ever again.
BondageKink: I won't.
Drinkx3: Hey guys we have a problem-
MetalAttractor: w h a t
Drinkx3: it's Helena...
Drinkx3: I think something's wrong with her.

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