The crack is on fire here.
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE
They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it ?
A lot of adult jokes!!!
(Seriously, a lot of them)
Sometimes I break the fourth wall ??
Luca is coming after yall's knees.
I'm...
DaVinky: so? Are you gonna show this guy to us or...
Rat: Right! His name is Ganji Gupta, and he's a cricketer. Rat:
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Balls_InMyFace: awooga
SubNaib: SJJSIDJSJDIFBE MIKE
Balls_InMyFace: the balls
SubNaib: DIJWKDHFEJJDSB
DaVinky: he's not that interesting
Asoup: are you jealous??
DaVinky: what the hell would I be jealous of?
Rat: ngl Ed🚗 is right. There's nothing about him to be jealous of. Apparently he worked as a slave for a family. They basically used him because of his talent, and he killed them.
Balls_InMyFace: oh and we both have a death wish?! Perfect match!
SubNaib: MIKE JWHSJEDHJD
Balls_InMyFace: I'm sorry, but I want him to shove his balls inside of me... literally and figuratively 🤰
SubNaib: I'M OFFICIALLY PASSING AWAY BYE--
Sonic: wait... his face is familiar to me...
CowardBrat: oh boy am I scared
Sonic: hold on a second
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Rat: I don't know what's gonna get out of here but I am so scared
DaVinky: maybe they've seen each other before? Like you and me?
Cockroach: wait, you two knew each other before the manor?
Rat: yeah, we used to attend to gatherings in the mansion I worked in. I have a really vague memory, but I'm sure we used to be friends back then
DaVinky: you'll remember eventually
CursesToCurse: okay I'm sorry, but that's literally fate
DaVinky: I guess so :D
Rat: :D
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Sonic: HOLY MOLLY EATING MACARONI
FiveOfMeButBritish: WHAT
TinyWand: WHAT HAPPENED
Sonic: HELL YEAH I KNOW THAT GUY! Sonic: We used to meet each other at the sports festival in Australia! We did that for like, 3 consecutive years!
DoraThe_Explorer: Daaammnnn
Sonic: but he suddenly disappeared. I guess it was that family that took him away Sonic: Omg it was so cool!! Like, every year there would be this sports festival near the place where I lived. And there was this one time that I met him after a match, and we spent the whole week of the festival together! We did that for 3 years, but eventually it came to an end. I was like 17 and he was 15 the last time we saw each other
Drinkx3: damn dude that's sad af considering that you're 28 now
Sonic: yea well, I'll be able to see him again! Hopefully he still remembers me
DaVinky: I'm sure he does! Also thank goodness he's coming. Being the new kid is tiring
QueenBee: you fucking bet...
Rat: aw Ed🚗 don't be sad, you're thicc
SubNaib: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING PLS EODHFISDHDH
MetalAttractor: babe, you're way too excited today
SubNaib: I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST AJDJSIDHSJDH
MetalAttractor: okay 💞
Balls_InMyFace: hey Will! Balls_InMyFace: do you know by any chances if he likes dudes? 👉👈
Sonic: bro I have no idea, the only thing the guy gave two shits about, was cricket
Balls_InMyFace: well I didn't know I liked guys until I saw him sooooo Balls_InMyFace: he can come and 🤰 me as much as he wants Balls_InMyFace: actually, he can step on me and call me trash and I'll say thank you.
SubNaib: PLEASE DBHDJSDJDJ
MetalAttractor: BABE CHILL WJSHSJDHD
CoordinatingThemAll: he looks hella straight to me. Sorry pal
Balls_InMyFace: look how many shits I give 🤡
BondageKink: I thought Mike was straight...
Balls_InMyFace: HOW CAN YOU BE STRAIGHT WHEN THAT THING BREATHES THE SAME AIR AS YOU??!
BondageKink: yeah but... when you're straight there are no exceptions... maybe you just admire his figure?
WheresMyMelanin: STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE GAY AWAY FROM HIM
Rat: man, no one is 100% straight. Everyone is a little gay, and that's on periodt.
DaVinky: yeah! Sexuality is fluid!
Sonic: I can confirm. Not gonna lie, the guy is hot as fuck
CowardBrat: uhm... I am right here?
Sonic: cmon babe. You know he is...
CowardBrat: CowardBrat: okay yeah, we can agree on that
BondageKink: yea well... I'm 100% straight!
FiveOfMeButBritish: I can tell them about that 1 time...
BondageKink: NO YOU SHALL NOT, WE SHALL HAVE DINNER INSTEAD!