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"Survivorsss"

Rat: good news people!

LuckyGay: is Freddy dead?!

Rat: sadly no, he's just not allowed to leave his room for 3 weeks with no access to the internet 

Cockroach: I love that this generation's punishment is literally 'no internet'

Rat: yeah sad
Rat: anyways the new guy's files got here.

MetalAttractor: you hacked into Nightingale's computers again, didn't you?

Rat:
Rat: n-no...

WheresMyMelanin: it's okay babe. That's like, our salvation

Rat: :D

DaVinky: so? Are you gonna show this guy to us or...

Rat: Right! His name is Ganji Gupta, and he's a cricketer.
Rat:

Balls_InMyFace: awooga

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Balls_InMyFace: awooga

SubNaib: SJJSIDJSJDIFBE MIKE

Balls_InMyFace: the balls

SubNaib: DIJWKDHFEJJDSB

DaVinky: he's not that interesting

Asoup: are you jealous??

DaVinky: what the hell would I be jealous of?

Rat: ngl Ed🚗 is right. There's nothing about him to be jealous of. Apparently he worked as a slave for a family. They basically used him because of his talent, and he killed them.

Balls_InMyFace: oh and we both have a death wish?! Perfect match!

SubNaib: MIKE JWHSJEDHJD

Balls_InMyFace: I'm sorry, but I want him to shove his balls inside of me... literally and figuratively 🤰

SubNaib: I'M OFFICIALLY PASSING AWAY BYE--

Sonic: wait... his face is familiar to me...

CowardBrat: oh boy am I scared

Sonic: hold on a second

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Rat: I don't know what's gonna get out of here but I am so scared

DaVinky: maybe they've seen each other before? Like you and me?

Cockroach: wait, you two knew each other before the manor?

Rat: yeah, we used to attend to gatherings in the mansion I worked in. I have a really vague memory, but I'm sure we used to be friends back then

DaVinky: you'll remember eventually

CursesToCurse: okay I'm sorry, but that's literally fate

DaVinky: I guess so :D

Rat: :D

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Sonic: HOLY MOLLY EATING MACARONI

FiveOfMeButBritish: WHAT

TinyWand: WHAT HAPPENED

Sonic: HELL YEAH I KNOW THAT GUY!
Sonic: We used to meet each other at the sports festival in Australia! We did that for like, 3 consecutive years!

DoraThe_Explorer: Daaammnnn

Sonic: but he suddenly disappeared. I guess it was that family that took him away
Sonic: Omg it was so cool!! Like, every year there would be this sports festival near the place where I lived. And there was this one time that I met him after a match, and we spent the whole week of the festival together! We did that for 3 years, but eventually it came to an end. I was like 17 and he was 15 the last time we saw each other

Drinkx3: damn dude that's sad af considering that you're 28 now

Sonic: yea well, I'll be able to see him again! Hopefully he still remembers me

DaVinky: I'm sure he does! Also thank goodness he's coming. Being the new kid is tiring

QueenBee: you fucking bet...

Rat: aw Ed🚗 don't be sad, you're thicc

SubNaib: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING PLS EODHFISDHDH

MetalAttractor: babe, you're way too excited today

SubNaib: I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST AJDJSIDHSJDH

MetalAttractor: okay 💞

Balls_InMyFace: hey Will!
Balls_InMyFace: do you know by any chances if he likes dudes? 👉👈

Sonic: bro I have no idea, the only thing the guy gave two shits about, was cricket

Balls_InMyFace: well I didn't know I liked guys until I saw him sooooo
Balls_InMyFace: he can come and 🤰 me as much as he wants
Balls_InMyFace: actually, he can step on me and call me trash and I'll say thank you.

SubNaib: PLEASE DBHDJSDJDJ

MetalAttractor: BABE CHILL WJSHSJDHD

CoordinatingThemAll: he looks hella straight to me. Sorry pal

Balls_InMyFace: look how many shits I give 🤡

BondageKink: I thought Mike was straight...

Balls_InMyFace: HOW CAN YOU BE STRAIGHT WHEN THAT THING BREATHES THE SAME AIR AS YOU??!

BondageKink: yeah but... when you're straight there are no exceptions... maybe you just admire his figure?

WheresMyMelanin: STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE GAY AWAY FROM HIM

Rat: man, no one is 100% straight. Everyone is a little gay, and that's on periodt.

DaVinky: yeah! Sexuality is fluid!

Sonic: I can confirm. Not gonna lie, the guy is hot as fuck

CowardBrat: uhm... I am right here?

Sonic: cmon babe. You know he is...

CowardBrat:
CowardBrat: okay yeah, we can agree on that

BondageKink: yea well... I'm 100% straight!

FiveOfMeButBritish: I can tell them about that 1 time...

BondageKink: NO YOU SHALL NOT, WE SHALL HAVE DINNER INSTEAD!

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