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"Survivorsss"
Perfumes&Co: I will push Norton off the window.
MetalAttractor: What did I do now??
Luca_Salsa: omg the AUDACITY
MailMan: Norton, you were literally making videos for tiktok seconds before the match started.
MetalAttractor: I wasn't making them during the match right?
Asoup: That comment just doesn't make any sense, Norton.
Asoup: 1. You can't. You're not allowed to bring your phone to the match.
Asoup: 2. It's pointless. NO ONE WILL SEE YOUR TIKTOKS
Asoup: YOUR ACCOUNT IS LITERALLY HIDDEN
Asoup: YOU CANNOT CONTACT WITH THE WORLD! THAT'S PROBABLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS MANORLuca_Salsa: it's official
Luca_Salsa: Aesop and Kurt are the most terrifying creatures when mad.DoraThe_Explorer: We're the only ones with logic here. :)
BottomInDenial: Kurt Cobain do be chillin doe😳
WheresMyMelanin: ISVEODHE9SHDJ
RobotsForALiving: KURT COBAIN I--
DoraThe_Explorer: I do be singing doe 😳🍷
WheresMyMelanin: okay I figured it out
WheresMyMelanin: who gave Naib and Kurt pot?Asoup: you know you're not allowed to use drugs here, right?
Asoup: btw where would you get it? You cannot contact with people and none of us is a drug dealer
Asoup: I thinkRobotsForALiving: that "I think" did not sound very sure to me
Asoup: because I'm not sure. This manor is full of
Asoup: How do I say this without sounding mean?MetalAttractor: Freaks?
DoraThe_Explorer: Rats?
CoordinatingThemAll: Beasts?
Asoup: wow y'all got a whole ass list.
Luca_Salsa: I have more do you want to hear?
Asoup: I'm good.
Asoup: wait why aren't Lucky, Emma, William and Freddy online? None of them has a match at least for the next 3 hours.2 participants are now online.
LuckyGay: We were all asleep
Rat: William and Emma are still sleeping though.
LuckyGay: istg these match schedules are getting way too out of control.
LuckyGay: Last night the four of us were called to rank
LuckyGay: at 4 amDrinkx3: excuse me nani the fuck
CursesToCurse: I mean they did tell us we should be prepared to match at any time.
1 participant is now offline.
Asoup: there goes Naib.
LuckyGay: No. You don't understand, Patricia.
LuckyGay: It wasn't like this before.EmilyDrier: I can confirm
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Me too
Rat: Me three.
Perfumes&Co: How was it like?
EmilyDrier: First, match time was between 7 am and 9 pm.
MetalAttractor: I'm gonna kill a bitch...
EmilyDrier: But it wasn't for long, honestly.
EmilyDrier: That was only for like... half a year?LuckyGay: don't forget about the matches themselves!
EmilyDrier: oh yeah
EmilyDrier: guys trust me, you wouldn't want to be there when it was match time
EmilyDrier: It was insane
EmilyDrier: In the very worst sense of the termLuckyGay: I'm just gonna say this
LuckyGay: there weren't rocket chairs
LuckyGay: there were actual gibbetsQueenBee: WHAT
QueenBee: HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE THAT??EmilyDrier: we were told as "dead", but after the time limit passed we would imideatly be taken out of the gibbet.
EmilyDrier: we would just pass out for a couple of minutes, then we would get sent back to the manor.LuckyGay: not to mention that the weapons were way worse.
LuckyGay: Smiley had a chainsaw for example.
LuckyGay: And I don't know what was their deal at the time, but the hunters looked so insane and ready to kill someone at any second...CursesToCurse: you're talking about it so naturally it makes me sad for you guys.
Asoup: I mean
Asoup: They did kill people here, and you know it better than anyone else Lucky.DoraThe_Explorer: now this is becoming depressing
1 participant is now online.
BottomInDenial: Y'ALL I DID IT
MetalAttractor: What did you do?...
BottomInDenial: I GOT A NEW SKIN!!
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: WOOO
Luca_Salsa: YEAH MAH MAN
MailMan: What skin is it, Naib?? :D
BottomInDenial: It's called "Parasite"
RobotsForALiving: oh...
QueenBee: ...nice
BottomInDenial: W-what happened?
BottomInDenial: Did I say something wrong?Luca_Salsa: uhh Naib- me, you, Aesop and Helena have a match in 2 minutes
Luca_Salsa: Take that skin with you
Luca_Salsa: You'll understand after the matchBlindfoldOn: WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM TO DO THAT??
BlindfoldOn: CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO MATCH WITH 3 OTHER PEOPLE??? WHY US??Luca_Salsa: BECAUSE I WANNA WITNESS THIS OKAY???
Luca_Salsa: TOO BAD OUR PHONES ARE NOT ALLOWEDAsoup: If he gets near me I will start running.
BottomInDenial: Guys I'm genuinely scared-
BondageKink: no need
1 participant is now online.
PortalsForLife: I HEARD NAIB GOT THE SKIN
PortalsForLife: DO Y'ALL WANT TO BORROW ONE OF MY PORTALS???BottomInDenial: OH COME ON
Luca_Salsa: come on guys the match it's starting
BottomInDenial: I will kill a BITCH
24 participants are now offline.

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