I know the dates aren't right, but again, this is far from being canon xD Also, I thought I'd give some love to VALE because I don't see it much sooooo :)
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"Survivorsss"
CoordinatingThemAll: I have a question.
CoordinatingThemAll: did something happen during the match at the Park?Balls_InMyFace: you mean the one we just got out of?
CoordinatingThemAll: Yes. Luca was there too.
DanceToForget: hmm I don't think anything bad happened, since we won. Why?
CoordinatingThemAll: Oh it's just that Luca seemed sad. That's all.
MailMan: nooooo :(
WheresMyMelanin: did you talk to him?
CoordinatingThemAll: No, I just saw him crying. I don't think it would've been a good idea for me to intervene. Maybe he just needed a moment alone.
EmilyDrier: The tiny rat was producing water from his corneas? New...
LuckyGay: Luca doesn't cry. It's just a fact.
WheresMyMelanin:
WheresMyMelanin: nah hold on a second, what day is it today?EmmaWoody: November 4th. Why?
MailMan: oh boy
WheresMyMelanin: Eli, you know that thing that the anniversary of a traumatic event can bring back memories or flashbacks and stuff from that day, even if you don't remember the exact date?
OwlLover: Yes, it's connected with the whole energy and how the stars were aligned that day concept.
WheresMyMelanin: so funny story
WheresMyMelanin: Today makes 5 years Luca killed his mentor 👍🏻TotallyNotChloe: well that explains everything
TinyWand: oof
WheresMyMelanin: Welp. Here comes de cuddle train. Victor, let's go.
MailMan: on my way to the train station!
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Sonic: he does realise he can open himself up to us, right?
TinyWand: I think he's so focused on being the rat of the group, that he forgets he's a human too lol
DaVinky: Well, at least he's willing to open up to his boyfriends. How cute.
QueenBee: You're not fooling anyone, Ed🚗. We all know you have a tiny crush on Luca 😜
DaVinky: A crush? Why would I have a crush?
DaVinky: Letting a person make me vulnerable just because of feelings I developed for them? Pathetic.BottomInDenial: uhm yes.
Sonic: I don't regret it-
CursesToCurse: I don't see what's wrong with that :^
Drinkx3: well, it all started with a crush, and now I carry a tiny human inside of my being :/
DaVinky: Well, I'm not that type of person. I just admire Luca. I think he has a strange, yet unique personality. I like that he's different and special. And his profile? It's just *chef kiss*, really inspiring. It's exciting, I don't know.
DaVinky: It grows this feeling inside of me whenever I see him, I just feel... fulfilled?
DaVinky:
DaVinky: so about what I was saying before-GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: HA!
LuckyGay: TOLD YA
LuckyGay: GIMME THE 20 DOLLARS, FREDDY!TerrorShockn't: *sighhh
DaVinky: Either way, I don't want anything to change. I want to concentrate on my art and that beautiful face and body that
DaVinky: OOOKAY CHANGING OF SUBJECTBottomInDenial: Man, listen. You want sum of that D, right?
DanceToForget: I beg your pardon 🙃
BottomInDenial: So go for it, man! You literally have no idea how much that rat loves you.
BottomInDenial: no, seriously. You really don't.DaVinky: Isn't he with Victor and Andrew, though?
CowardBrat: he is, but the three of them have a thing for you, we all feel the fucking tension
DaVinky: How flattering.
EmmaWoody: that's... that's not how it goes-
BottomInDenial: bro, I suggest that when the cuddle session is over, you go to Luca's room and let it ✨flow✨
DaVinky: ✨flow✨?
BottomInDenial: fucking god...
BottomInDenial: YOU SUCK THAT 🐓DaVinky: I don't- think that's... quite right-
BottomInDenial: I'm obviously just kidding, but seriously. You four need to spend more time together.
DaVinky: We already spend our afternoons together. The four of us!
BottomInDenial: That doesn't do anything!
BottomInDenial: It's the same thing as you spending a whole afternoon just touching a canvas and not painting it.
BottomInDenial: you won't have a masterpiece just by touching the canvas right? You need to take action!DaVinky: That's an oddly good yet specific comparison.
BottomInDenial: I know it is, I'm amazing. But do you see what I'm saying?
DaVinky: I do. I guess?
BottomInDenial: Look dude, I'm on my honeymoon, and I don't wanna spend these 3 free days giving out love advice. So you either take action, or this was a waste of time.
DaVinky: I understand, Naib. Thank you.
CoordinatingThemAll: you're an awful teacher, dad.
BottomInDenial: shuuuushhhh

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