IDV groupchat

"Survivorsss♀️"

EmilyDrier: okay Luca's suit is done! How's it going there, Vera?

TotallyNotChloe: you know, sometimes I don't want to die, but I also wish to not be alive.

DanceToForget: omg mood sis 💐

TotallyNotChloe: Andrew just left my room, because I needed to take his measurements. Do you know how traumatized it is when men??

EmmaWoody: unless if it's Eli

TotallyNotChloe: that ain't no man, that's an angel

CoordinatingThemAll: are you bodyshaming Andrew??
CoordinatingThemAll: canceled

TotallyNotChloe: no no, I just hate it when men.

QueenBee: same!! Don't you hate it when men?

TotallyNotChloe: absolutely

EmilyDrier: gosh

CowardBrat: well, Victor's suit is also ready. The man is a skinny legend, this was the easiest I've ever made

EmilyDrier: what about you, Patty?

CursesToCurse: what does a non-binary person wear to their wedding day?

CoordinatingThemAll: wouldn't it be easier if you asked Edgar?

CursesToCurse: do I look like I have the patience and the time to ask them what they want to wear?

EmilyDrier: I think they'd like a normal suit. They're basically a non binary lesbian but they like guys

EmmaWoody: PLS THE AMOUNT OF DIFFERENT WORDS YOU PUT IN A SENTENCE

CursesToCurse: so veil or no veil?

CowardBrat: hold on

CowardBrat added DaVinky.

DaVinky: good evening-

CursesToCurse: gay or no gay?

DaVinky: very gay?

CursesToCurse: veil.

DaVinky: wha-

CowardBrat removed DaVinky.

CowardBrat: there ya go

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"Survivorsss♂️⚧"

SubNaib: Luca we've talked about this

Rat: no but like hear me out
Rat: pizza
Rat: made out of cake and milk

EatTheRich: ewwwww

OwlLover: Luca is this your form when you're nervous?

Rat: Australian alpaca yes

WheresMyMelanin: oh this is the bare minimum, you haven't seen anything yet

Rat: Brazil

MetalAttractor: huh👹

Rat: Duck

MailMan: oh he's long gone

Rat: मी आज मरणार आहे, माझे आयुष्य काय बनले आहे, मी अधिकृतपणे निधन करीत आहे

TerrorShockn't: now he's speaking a foreign language

Rat: it's Marathi, you dumb bitch

TerrorShockn't: WHY ARE YOU COMING AT ME???

Rat: LAMp

DaVinky: anyways I'm hungry

Rat: have you ever wondered what the hunters do after they finish a match? Do they make tea with cookies or

MetalAttractor: LUCA CHILL YOUR MIND A BIT, YOU'RE WAY TOO ANXIOUS

Rat: TRY SAYING THAT TO A PERSON WITH ADHD, THEY WILL THROW A CHAIR AT YOU

WheresMyMelanin: babe, this is nothing to be scared of. You will just put a ring on a finger, and say "I do"

Rat: BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT

DaVinky: NO BUTS

Rat: I don't have the strength to lift you guys at the same time TwT

TerrorShockn't: oh please if you can lift Demi, you can lift the three of them

CristianoRonaldo: AYO THAT'S THE MOTHER OF MY SON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT🤏

EatTheRich: go to hell 🤏

TerrorShockn't: she just got them boobs

EatTheRich: even smaller?🤏🤏🤏

TerrorShockn't: IT'S LITERALLY A COMPLEMENT

CristianoRonaldo: YOU DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT PEOPLE'S BOOBS???

WheresMyMelanin: also, who said you're carrying us?

Rat: I thought that was my job as a top-

WheresMyMelanin: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOP LMAO

MailMan: LMFAO LUCA THE TOP BAHAHAHAGS

Rat: >:(

DaVinky: Yeah Luca, you're far from being a complete top
DaVinky: the best they can get is a power bottom, and even that...

Rat: you're a sex master all of a sudden?

DaVinky: you don't need to work for NASA to know this stuff

OwlLover: or they're just not telling us something

DaVinky: who? Kevin? Oh yeah, he's definitely fruity

Noaman: a whole fruit salad

BondageKink: fuck all of you