IDV groupchat

"Survivorsss"

RobotsForALiving: yo is it just me, or are the hunters in a really bad mood today?

Luca_Salsa: yeah your right

WheresMyMelanin: You're*

Luca_Salsa: :0

MailMan: All of them were being really mean today
MailMan: I don't like seeing Mary so mad :(

FiveOfMeButBritish: Do you think something happened?

QueenBee: they're probably on their periods

GtgFast: Eye--
GtgFast: valid

Rat: n-no it's not wtf

Luca_Salsa: and who are you to say what's valid or not, mister "I'm a smartass who steals other people's wives and betrays my supposed to be friends, thinking I'll seduce every single one of them to trust me even though I look like a beaver"?

Drinkx3: F

CursesToCurse: OOOO YAS QUEEN

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: OOF what do you have to say in your defence, lawyer?

Rat: do you wanna go down that path thief?

Luca_Salsa: You should probably call him Mister "I betray little children's trust even though they're innocent and harmless and I still blame it on other people even though I harass minors and mentally unstable girls"

Balls_InMyFace: LUCA IS ON FIRE TODAY

OwlLover: damn man, Luca is a savage mf

Luca_Salsa: UwU

CoordinatingThemAll: I'm scared about the amount of private stuff he probably knows about us, and is waiting for the right time to use it against us.

Luca_Salsa: Honestly
Luca_Salsa: I don't wanna sound creepy
Luca_Salsa: But I know almost everything you do everyday
Luca_Salsa: And I might or might not know everything you did before you came to the manor 👉👈

EmilyDrier: the real question is
EmilyDrier: How

Dora_TheExplorer: Emily, the guy hacked into all of the manor's computers, even the one the sadistic mastermind behind this sick game uses. He got in so deep, he probably found out about the whole story of this manor (and probably our life stories). He deleted data that was kept in a super secure DB to help Kreacher hide his porn. The guy just won't tell us what he knows because he still has a bit of compassion left inside of him. How he did it? We may never know...

Luca_Salsa: I would say I just won't tell you what I know because Miss Nightingale probably has access to what I've been doing to her computers and I'm scared for my life, but that works as well.

EmmaWoody: wait
EmmaWoody: porn?

OwlLover: MOVING ON

MetalAttractor: I feel like if Miss Nightingale found out what Luca's been doing, they would probably create a Twitter account and cyberbully each other there.

Luca_Salsa: oh I'm almost sure she already knows.
Luca_Salsa: Otherwise my everyday message deleting system has been working pretty well.

BondageKink: Ooooo so that explains why we can't see the previous day's texts...

Luca_Salsa: UwU

CoordinatingThemAll: stop uwu'ing us goddamn it

Drinkx3: wait does that mean Luca knows the reason why we're all here??

Luca_Salsa: ...maybe?

CursesToCurse: tf dude how do we get out???

Luca_Salsa: Now, that is a good question, Patricia.
Luca_Salsa: Because I have no fucking clue 😃

LuckyGay: How do you know everything but then you DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT???

Luca_Salsa: I just don't
Luca_Salsa: Even if I did
Luca_Salsa: I couldn't tell you
Luca_Salsa: And even if I did tell you
Luca_Salsa: We wouldn't get out of here.
Luca_Salsa: Miss Nightingale is not stupid
Luca_Salsa: She knows about you and your lives just as much as I do, maybe even more
Luca_Salsa: So she was aware I would try to find out what's going on
Luca_Salsa: I mean do you think she would invite a prisoner, who also happens to know code, because "it just happened"?

CursesToCurse: he has a point ngl

Luca_Salsa: Of course I do UwU

CoordinatingThemAll: STOP IT

Luca_Salsa: We're all here for a reason. And it's not a pleasant one. All of us were handpicked to take part on this sick game. Trust me, it's not a mere coincidence we were specifically chosen to be here. It's not a mere coincidence that they picked... Fiona for example, and not some other Priestess.

GtgFast: Let God guide us out of here dead or alive
GtgFast: Speaking of Fiona
GtgFast: Is she still on the match with Naib, Vera, and Aesop?

BondageKink: ah yes...
BondageKink: the team of the immortal mother fuckers.

DoraThe_Explorer: that explains why they're taking so long

DanceToForget: Naib just got sent back to the manor though

BlindfoldOn: Not so immortal now huh

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BottomInDenial: Of course we're not immortal.
BottomInDenial: We're human beings...

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Perfumes&Co: Hi gays!

Cockroach: We won!!

BottomInDenial: Because I sacrificed my ass for you.

Asoup: as you should 😌✋

BottomInDenial: Bitch I body blocked you like 5 times and that's how you thank me??...

Asoup: yes, because you did
Asoup: as you should 😌✋

BottomInDenial: Fuck off bro...

Cockroach: y'all had a whole ass conversation here

Perfumes&Co: oooo Luca the savage bitch

Luca_Salsa: Queen*

Perfumes&Co: my bad 😔✋

GtgFast: HOLD ON A SECOND
GtgFast: SERVAIS LEBITCH

TinyWand: oop

GtgFast: DID YOU JUST STEAL MY LAST COOKIE??

TinyWand: you weren't looking and I was hungry.

GtgFast: How dare you betray my trust?

TinyWand: it was delightful u.u

GtgFast: that's it.
GtgFast: Naib tell your fRiENd to shut the fuck up!

BottomInDenial: He's not my friend, he's my client.

GtgFast: What's the point of having a client if you're trapped inside a manor?

BottomInDenial: ...

TinyWand: ...

Luca_Salsa: ...
Luca_Salsa: Anyways

GtgFast: whatever, tell him to regurgitate my cookie!

BottomInDenial: Why would you want a regurgitated cookie?

GtgFast: I wanna see the tears streaming down his face as he throws up the living shit out of his body.
GtgFast: Now tell him to do it!

BottomInDenial: Nah I still need to get paid.
BottomInDenial: Please don't fire me, Servais

TinyWand: you're safe here u.u

RobotsForALiving: eye--
RobotsForALiving: whatever's going on...
RobotsForALiving: match in 2 minutes everyone...

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