"Survivorsss"
Drinkx3: LUCA I WILL KILL YOU!!!
Rat: what did I do now???
Drinkx3: SAM'S FIRST WORD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE... IDK... MAMA... OR PAPA...
Rat: what do I have to do with that?
Drinkx3: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID???
Rat: I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA 😭
CristianoRonaldo: I'm not feeling so well...
Drinkx3: he said the f word...💀
EmilyDrier: HUH?!?!
SubNaib: WHAT?!?
SubNaib: LUCA I WILL MURDER YOU 💔
Rat: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING??!
Drinkx3: NO ONE HERE SWEARS AROUND HIM BESIDES YOU!!
Drinkx3: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT 😭😭
Rat: OH PLEASE I BARELY SEE HIM ON THE DAILY BASIS
CristianoRonaldo: yeah but you curse the most around him 😭
Rat: oH SO NOW I'M THE CULPRIT FOR YOUR PARENTAL FAILURES
Rat: nice
Drinkx3: Hdhwidhd WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PARENTAL FAILURE?!
Rat: YOU HEARD ME WOMAN
EmmaWoody: guys, maybe he just said a word that sounded like it. Like fork or...
Drinkx3: yeah but I need to blame it on someone, so Sam said fuck and it's all Luca's fault 💔
Rat: BRUH
SubNaib: I TAUGHT YOU BETTER LUCA!
Rat: sorry dad
CoordinatingThemAll: AYO???
MetalAttractor: yeah Luca! We taught you better!
CoordinatingThemAll: HDJWSHD DAD DON'T TAKE SIDES WITH HIM
TerrorShockn't: if you two can't raise a human being that can't even stand yet, you guys are the ones to blame. Shame on you.
CristianoRonaldo: oh shut up, Freddy. You talk a big game for someone who has a piss kink
LuckyGay: AYO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BABIES???
TerrorShockn't: I DO NOT HAVE A PISS KINK, YOU BAFFOON!
CristianoRonaldo: SAY THAT TO YOUR INTERNET HISTORY
TotallyNotChloe: yeah Freddy, we all saw it.
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CowardBrat: ah... I love my life...
DaVinky: be happy! You can now tell your kid, when he grows up, that his first word was Fuck! Isn't that wonderful?
Drinkx3: you and I have very different pov's on the word "wonderful".
TotallyNotChloe: listen here, strawberry shortcake! No one cares if he said it or not! Just make sure he doesn't say it again :D
Drinkx3: IF IT WAS THAT EASY I WOULDN'T HAVE LET HIM SAY IT ON THE FIRST PLACE
Rat: also, I'm proud of him. He learns fast just like his uncle UwU
CowardBrat: yeah and is royalty just like his aunties OwO
Drinkx3: I swear to god, if he doesn't say "mom" soon, I will blame it on everyone
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: JSHSKDHDJDJD
Sonic: we love a tiny baby
Drinkx3: he's scared of most of you
TinyWand: you guys don't know how to handle a baby
QueenBee: if I'm not mistaken, he punched you in the face with his tiny fists the first time you held him.
TinyWand: anyways so
Cockroach: hey Demi! Does he play with Robbie and Gaby already?
Drinkx3: yep! They are so cute together! I just wanna smash them against the wall until it breaks ❤
MetalAttractor: christ ❤
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it ? A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall ?? Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
