IDV groupchat

Yall this chapter was Luna_The_Proxy 's idea :)

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"Survivorsss"

MetalAttractor: I'M HORNY

CowardBrat: sir this is a McDonald's drive through-

BottomInDenial: Oh boy you don't know what happened right?

QueenBee: no what happened-

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Asoup: NAIB
Asoup: DON'T

BottomInDenial: I won't tell if you take my place in matches for a whole day

Asoup: fuck off

BottomInDenial: So what happened was

Asoup: FINE I'LL DO IT FOR A WEEK BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL

BottomInDenial: alright then
BottomInDenial: Norton go ahead and tell them

Asoup: WAIT THAT'S NOT FAIR

BottomInDenial: everything is fair in love, war, and negotiations

MetalAttractor: Y'ALL SO ME AND NAIB WERE WANDERING AROUND THE MANOR LIKE THE CUTE HAPPY COUPLE WE ARE

BottomInDenial: to the point, spoon attractor

MetalAttractor: RIGHT. SO WE WERE WANDERING AROUND AND WE WENT TO THE BACKYARD

TinyWand: why would you go to the backyard? no one goes there...

BottomInDenial: Exactly

Balls_InMyFace: Ew okay moving on

MetalAttractor: AND WE CAME FACE TO FACE WITH AESOP AND JOSEPH LITERALLY SUCKING FACE

Asoup: NORTON

CoordinatingThemAll: BAHAHAJJASHJSHDD

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: ESGUBIARIRBDIWHS

EmilyDrier: THE TEAAAAAA

DanceToForget: I DonT hAvE anYONe sPECiAl iN mY LIfE VIctOR.

BlindfoldOn: I dONt nEeD a LOveR PatrCia

CursesToCurse: HA! TAKE THAT BACK EMBALMER

Asoup: Okay fine.
Asouo: Me and Joseph started seeing each other 3 days ago. There. I said it.

OwlLover: wait isn't that kind of... prohibited?

Asoup: that's why you're gonna shut the fuck up, and you won't say a word to any of the hunters or Miss Nightingale.

Rat: seems fair to me
Rat: the backyard is the only place in the manor that isn't being monitored, so you're safe

Sonic: wait so that means the bathrooms are being monitored???

Rat: just the outside yea

Sonic: omfg... don't ever watch those footages...

CowardBrat: for the sake of your eyes...

EmmaWoody: damn girrrlll freaky queen

Sonic: the idea of possibly getting caught is really exciting, don't even

LuckyGay: MOVING ON PEOPLE

Drinkx3: SHUT UP VIRGIN

Cockroach: hey Aesoppppp
Cockroach: does Joseph go "Ohhh my sweet sweeeet embalmeeerrrr...~~~~~ come to me my loveeeee~~~~~~~"

Asoup: stop it

CursesToCurse: "oh Joseph~~~~ I love you sooo~~~ but our love is prohibited~~~~ we shall not keep up with this sin, that is our love~~~~~"

Asoup: ...

CoordinatingThemAll: "say it ain't so my love~~~~~~ we will get through this together~~~~~ please, our love is stronger than any barrier~~~~~"

Asoup:

BlindfoldOn: "oh Joseph~~~~~ I love you so~~~~~~~~"

Asoup: (at this point he is just hiding his red face under the blankets lmao)

DanceToForget: "Let's settle this love with a kiss, my sweet Aesop~~~~~"

Rat: "oh yeaH daddyyy~~~~~ harder~ HARDER DADDY~~~"

Asoup: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH

Dora_TheExplorer: I NEVER WHEEZED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

TerrorShockn't: PLEASE I'M EVAPORATING

FiveOfMeButBritish: HEY AESOP

QueenBee: ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON DOING THE DIRTY???~~~~~

CoordinatingThemAll: AESOP THE BOTTOM~~~~~

MetalAttractor: GUYS PLEASE THEY PROBABLY DID IT EVEN BEFORE THEY STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER

Asoup: I'm gonna throw myself out the window real quick-

LuckyGay: DON'T DIE NOW EIBDEJSHDH

Drinkx3: YEAH JOSEPH WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT~~~~~

CowardBrat: ROMEO AND JULIET ON CRACK Y'ALL

BottomInDenial: GAASSSSPPPP AESOP THE JULIET

Asoup: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

DaVinky: Guys, he is visibly uncomfortable.

WheresMyMelanin: Oh poor sweet innocent Edgar...
WheresMyMelanin: we know that damn well

MailMan: that's why we're doing it :D

Asoup: *violently smashes head against the wall*