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"Survivorsss"
YourMom has joined the groupchat.
Rat: Who the fuck is that?
SubNaib: Didn't you add them?
Rat: I have no idea who the fuck that is-
YourMom: do I know you people?
CowardBrat: we should be the ones asking that but sure-
YourMom: Where do y'all keep the food? I'm hungry.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I'm sorry what in the-
Cockroach: Actual mood ngl
Rat: omg is this my lost sibling? :o
YourMom: whom in the fuck is this creature from the specimen of homosapiens?
Rat: Fancy.
YourMom: I received this weird ass letter and boom I'm here, now feed me.
LuckyGay: That's weird... I don't recall having a new survivor joining us...
YourMom: I'm sorry a what
SubNaib: Oh yeah you're in hell now. Welcome :)
YourMom: I-I'm dead?
YourMom: I mean so soon? I didn't even have the chance to eat the cheese today...
YourMom: Also, where's Satan? I wanna see if his shlong is as big as the one in the pictures.
Rat: I know the pain, but no, you're not dead. At least not yet.
YourMom: aw...
SubNaib: So what's your name, fellow unknown person that we just met?
YourMom: I'm Joshua Merlin.
LuckyGay: Nice to meet you Joshua!
YourMom: HA! You dumb hoe! My name isn't Joshua and you fell for it UwU
YourMom: Also who tf is named Joshua... that's a weird ass name (sorry not sorry, Joshuas' out there u.u)
CoordinatingThemAll: How did we end up here...
YourMom: No but fr my name is Y/N, and lost I am.
Rat: Oh my god I love you so much let's get married.
WheresMyMelanin: babe we didn't consent on that-
MailMan: :/
Rat: lmao ily guys •3-
YourMom: Gay.
Rat: Yes.
YourMom:
YourMom: Love that.
YourMom: Also, I'm still hungry.
Cockroach: Once again, mood.
DaVinky: Wait but how did you even get in the groupchat?
YourMom: what's the part of "I don't know" that you don't understand?
DaVinky: Fair enough.
Asoup: No, but I wanna fucking know. Did you just wake up with a phone on your hand and boom! You're here?
YourMom: More or less yea :3
SubNaib: so like, what's your profession?
YourMom: bold of you to assume I have a job.
OwlLover: uhhh what kind of talents do you have then?
YourMom: Me? Talented?! BAHAHAUAJAHSHSJSS
YourMom: BRO I WISH I COULD ASK THE WAITER FOR MORE KETCHUP WITHOUT GOING INTO A PILE OF NERVES, AND YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO HAVE A TALENT?!
YourMom: I mean, apart from the fact that I'm amazing but-
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