IDV groupchat

"Survivorsss"

Noaman: no because what if we got back together?

OwlLover: I mean you do you, but I don't think it's a good idea

SubNaib: you guys were always either fighting or kissing, it was confusing

CoordinatingThemAll: my only two braincells be like:

Noaman: but I miss himmmm

EmilyDrier: when a person breaks up with the other, they tend to forget the reason why they left, and focus on the good things they had, due to the feeling of guilt.
EmilyDrier: why did you guys break up?

Noaman: because we couldn't agree on anything! We were constantly fighting, but I loved the moments that we weren't. Maybe we could've worked stuff out if I wasn't so selfish...

EmilyDrier: no one here is to blame, Aesop. You did what you thought it was best for you.

Noaman: no but what if I talked to him again

CursesToCurse: I mean pop off queen, talk to him. Just don't get back together because first of all, it would be weird. And second of all, it would be awkward as fuck.

Noaman: but dilf 💔

OwlLover: nooo stay away

Noaman: dilf? :(

OwlLover: Aesop no

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"Huntersss"

Polaroid: so the plan is
Polaroid: if he asks you to help him in blackjack, you say you can't, just so he doesn't have another option but to call for me

Gaysha: pls that's so forced 😭

Polaroid: hey I'm suffering here!

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TentacleHentai: tell me about it

Girl_In_Red: how's it going there?

TentacleHentai: Mr Balsa won't stop making virgin jokes and I'm losing my marbles

MooseHead_Wall: oooo tell us one

TentacleHentai: what do you call a virgin from Alabama?
TentacleHentai: an orphan

WangChu: BAHAGAHWGSH

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: it's not that funny, Xie

WangChu: >:(

Polaroid: I wanna get married too😭😭😭

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: GET OVER IT PRETTY BOY

TentacleHentai: oh here's another one
TentacleHentai: my dad is like my virginity, I lost it at 14
TentacleHentai:
TentacleHentai: hold on

Girl_In_Red: MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK TO MR BALSA MORE OFTEN😀

WangChu: IM WHEEZING MY LUNGS OUT RN IAGSKASKSAJW

Polaroid: XIE STOP DONT LAUGH AT THIS AOSHWKAJW

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: PLS WHY IS HE JOKING ABOUT VIRGINITY, HE'S SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE HIS VOTES IAHSWKJSS

TentacleHentai: YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO CONVINCE HIM NOT TO MAKE A VIRGIN JOKE IN HIS VOTE

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

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"Survivorsss"

Rat: what do you call someone who plays IDV?
Rat: a virgin

EmilyDrier: DONT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL DAMN IT

MetalAttractor: he's not wrong

Rat: yall need to perish

CoordinatingThemAll: you're not getting rid of us that easily

Rat: a ritual shall be performed.
Rat: I need an owl, 3 tulips, and the skin of a virgin
Rat: now... where to find an owl...

OwlLover: WHAT IS YALL'S PROBLEM WITH BROOKE ROSE???

Rat: I will steal her when you less expect.
Rat: now... tulips

EmmaWoody: those tulips took me so much time TwT

Rat: they'll die for a bigger cause
Rat: now... skin of a virgin... Edgar I'm afraid you need to come with me

DaVinky: I'm afraid my skin does not suit your requirements.

Rat: I'm

DanceToForget: oop

SubNaib: what a surprise huh

Rat: okay then, Kevin, you're my second option

BondageKink: IM NOT A VIRGIN, IM STRAIGHT

TotallyNotChloe: ?????????????

Sonic: w h a t???

EatTheRich: Kevin, each day it becomes more obvious that you're a raging bisexual

BondageKink: I LIKE WOMEN

CristianoRonaldo: what if I told them about that time

BondageKink: SHUT UP JOSE