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MetalAttractor: IT OPENED
MetalAttractor: EMILY IT OPENED, I REPEAT! IT OPENEDEmilyDrier: AGAIN??
DoraThe_Explorer: WHAT OPENED???
MetalAttractor: OKAY SO DO YOU KNOW THAT HUGE SCAR NAIB HAS ON HIS HIP??
Rat: the ugly one or the one in the shape of a dinosaur?
MetalAttractor: THE UGLY ONE
MetalAttractor: WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG1 participant is now online.
SubNaib: what an interesting turn of events huh
TotallyNotChloe: NAIB ARE YOU OKAY???
SubNaib: Everything hurts 😀
EmilyDrier: UHH UHH
EmilyDrier: I'M GOING TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW1 participant is now offline.
CowardBrat: N-Naib?? May I ask how it happen??
SubNaib: I did a little turnity turn with my hot ass of a body and it just 𝓡𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓷
CursesToCurse: aren't you like
CursesToCurse: in immense pain right now?SubNaib: yes I am! 🤠
EatTheRich: HSBSJSHDI HOW ARE YOU SO CALM???
SubNaib: bold of you to assume this is a first time thing
SubNaib: this scar is always opening even though I've had it for yearsEmmaWoody: shouldn't it have healed by now?
Noaman: well if it keeps opening it will not heal 🤡
DaVinky: then why does it keep opening??
Rat: cuz my man is not careful
SubNaib: I just want this mother fucker to close 🤸
SubNaib: Emily's at my door brb1 participant is now offline.
QueenBee: wasn't he really insecure about his scars?
QueenBee: I mean, he didn't take off his shirt once when we went to the beachMetalAttractor: was
MetalAttractor: he's been working on it for some time now
MetalAttractor: I made him see his scars are his history and he shouldn't be ashamed of themMailMan: aw that's so sweet
Rat: and sad
WheresMyMelanin: when was the last time it opened?
MetalAttractor: uhhhh I think it was in the seasonal party?
Cockroach: oooooh the night where everyone, even the single pals, banged?
MetalAttractor: the details were unnecessary but yes 🤡
OwlLover: makes sense. Yesterday was Valentine's day after all 💀
Rat: so that shit only opens when yall bang? Just don't have sex then 👑
DanceToForget: they probably try to be careful about it
MetalAttractor: but the bed always ends up with a puddle of blood 🤧
MailMan: CHRIST
DaVinky: STOP HAVING SEX
MetalAttractor: yeah maybe it's time to chill
Rat: YALL BREED LIKE RABBITS
Rat: AND YOU ONLY GOT TO THAT CONCLUSION AFTER 3 YEARSTerrorShockn't: this is what happens when you're gay
Noaman: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT IT
BlindfoldOn: also, how does Emily even treat it? It's not like she's gonna sew it shut again.
MetalAttractor: ding ding ding! It's exactly that!
CoordinatingThemAll: WHAT??!?!?
TinyWand: I'M SORRY HUH
1 participant is now online.
SubNaib: why is that such a surprise?
Sonic: BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANESTHETICS
DaVinky: okay as someone who's been through it, I'm traumatized. How do you handle it???
SubNaib: Edgar I was in WAR
SubNaib: I ate bullets for dinnerDaVinky: okay yeah I don't have an argument
SubNaib: and honestly? It hurts more looking at these scars than actually feeling the needle against my skin.
BondageKink: okay that's just purely sad
SubNaib: oooo I'm mentally ill oooo👻👻
Rat: lmao I feel sorry for you
SubNaib: that is honestly the last thing I want.
MetalAttractor: okay the lack of abbreviations started, let's end the conversation here
SubNaib: sorry what?
MetalAttractor: anyways should we go for a walk? 😀
SubNaib: broski I can barely walk
Rat: p33paw is hurting 😩

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