IDV groupchat

"Huntersss"

UglySlenderman: guys. the fuck

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3am: oh boy here we go again...

UglySlenderman: This is a message for WangChu and KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong.

WangChu: tf did we do now?

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: :)

UglySlenderman: y'all need to cut your hair.
UglySlenderman: There. I said it.

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: nooo :0

WangChu: may we know why?

UglySlenderman: Because
UglySlenderman: Mary bought 2 packs of shampoo last week and now we dont have any.
UglySlenderman: because of you.

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: That's not my problem uwu
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: There's a reason why my hair is so shiny, yk

WangChu: yeah Jack. We need our beauty time too u.u

Polaroid: Okay
Polaroid: y'all are being way too childish
Polaroid: we're hunters damn it!
Polaroid: If the survivors saw us arguing over shampoo they would taunt us forever

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"Survivorsss"

GtgFast: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DEODORANT??

BottomInDenial: HOW TF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW??

GtgFast: BECAUSE Y'ALL STINK, UNLIKE ME

BondageKink: OH I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU JUST DID NOT

BlindfoldOn: Men...

Drinkx3: Tell me about it...

Perfumes&Co: If I had been introduced to you guys in a proper way I would've thrown myself out the window.

RobotsForALiving: noo sis :(

Perfumes&Co: I'm kidding Tracy, I'm not going anywhere ^^

DanceToForget: now that you mention it
DanceToForget: we never introduced ourselves properly.

MetalAttractor: Oh yeah you're right!
MetalAttractor: new survivors always meet the others when they attend to their first match

OwlLover: It's just my opinion but I think that's stupid.

Asoup: It's yours and everyone's opinion. For example, when we got to know Luca was gonna join us, it went like: "y'all are gonna have a new survivor living with you" no names no nothing.
Asoup: Then when the match started we were like "oooo so THIS is the new guy..."

Luca_Salsa: Oh yeah I remember that!
Luca_Salsa: After that we all went inside and tried not to kill each other over an apple.

PortalsForLife: The introductions were always so chaotic it's even funny

BottomInDenial: This will sound really off topic (not really but kinda)
BottomInDenial: But was I the only one that when I met Lucky I was really disturbed by the fact that he literally moans when he's in pain?

LuckyGay: why are you talking about me like I'm not even here??
LuckyGay: And look who's talking!

BondageKink: he's not wrong Naib.

QueenBee: oof and when you guys try to take off Violetta's webs...

RobotsForALiving: these masochists nowadays...

TinyWand: You sound like you're having an orgasm when you're in pain.

BottomInDenial: Why would you know how we sound like when we're having an orgasm?...

LuckyGay: I was just about to type that...

TinyWand: not important
TinyWand: the point is
TinyWand: why

LuckyGay: dude trust me
LuckyGay: if I knew why, I would've stopped long ago.

BottomInDenial: Rt

CursesToCurse: was that some kind of technique you learned in war, Naib?

BottomInDenial: Tf no what kind of techniques do you think we use??

CursesToCurse: dude idk at this point I think everything.

Luca_Salsa: now this chat is just getting weird

Perfumes&Co: yeah let's go have dinner...

RobotsForALiving: I MADE US PORK Y'ALL

BlindfoldOn: Murro will not like that-

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